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What is Plumpkin?
1. A Plumpkin is a variety of Katebear that is pretty cool. You can find her in places like hair salons, parks, and thrift stores. Beware though, if you would like to capture a Plumpkin you must be quite cautious, for they are very timid, and may run at the slightest sign of affection.
2. A girl who is very good on top in bed.
3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.
1. So I was walking home today and I saw a Plumpkin in the park. I walked up real slow and held out a cupcake, and she ate it out of my hand!!! How cute!
2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin.
3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...
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Plumpkin - what is it?
A once in a lifetime festive cock sucking given while taking a dump, and done in commemoration of the pilgrims. The giver (male or female) is stimulated anally by repeatedly allowing the attached stem of a non-lubricated pumpkin to be slammed into their bottom by a third person cordially deemed 'Number 3.'
"Dude, is it true that Rhett received a plumpkin from that girl that wore a sports bra in the cafeteria while Kacey played number 3?"
"Yeah man, they got the pumpkin from Alan.
He said it hurt real bad. I think he just did it because he was so grateful for the pilgrims."
What does "Plumpkin" mean?
The opposite of a blumpkin (a guy recieving a blow-job while taking a shit). This is the female version. The girl gets a pleasurable sensation of being eaten out while taking a shit. This can be messy though, and you'll probably get some shit mixed in there.
Shane gave kels a Plumpkin in the McDanks bathroom.
Plumpkin - what does it mean?
giving a guy a blow job while he's taking a dump
i was taking a crap and my girl walked in a gave me a plumpkin...
Plumpkin - meaning
I saw a plumpkin on my neighbors yard, it weighed 50,000 pounds!
Plumpkin - definition
While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.
I was getting head from some ho and gave her a fat plumpkin.
Plumpkin - slang
1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. Frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or breasts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups.
2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
I hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. But once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.
Plumpkin
A plumpkin is a type of animal which is rarely found on Earth. The requirements for a creature to qualify as a plumpkin are that it must be a carnivore, and its mouth must at least appear to make up at least 40% of its entire body. Plumpkins are also often round, and usually are willing to try and eat just about anything. This makes for a creature which is essentially just a head. It is also not uncommon for plumpkins to have small, mostly useless arms.
Most plumpkins are found in fiction, but there are some real-life examples, such as the deep sea anglerfish.
Ted: "It was crazy! It was as big as my TV, and it had this huge mouth! It bit my neighbor's head off!"
Bill: "That's horrible! I didn't know we had plumpkins around here."
Example in Film: The Martians in "Invaders From Mars" (1986)
Example in Game: The Cacodemons in "Doom" (1993)
Plumpkin
Plumpkin: A bloviated narcissist with perverted tendencies who favors Broadway musicals, and loves Cats - we know not why.
Peyton is the purest example of a plumpkin I have ever seen.
Plumpkin
The act of having sexual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (October).
Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.
Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Jane: I had my first plumpkin last night...
Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!