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What is Playstation 4?
An unoriginal, overpriced, lame ass console.
This Playstation 4 is about as original as breathing oxygen.
Playstation 4 - video
Playstation 4 - what is it?
A videogame console based on Power6 (Power PC) architecture with 4 PPEs and 32 SPEs and a D12U GPU with 512 MB GDDR5 RAM and 386-512 MB XDR and quad layer Hitachi firmware Blurays. Runs a newer version of Puppy linux as firmware. PS4 uses Dual Shock 4. The dual shock 4 has 128 MB flash memory to store from anything from game saves to music files and Sony got this from the N64 and Dreamcast controllers. The Dual Shock 4s can upload from PS3s as well. It comes with memory card socket converters so one can simply plug the dual shock 4 into it and transfer game saves from PS1 and PS2 to PS3 or PS4.
Sony will finally expose the PS2 ELF format and emulate modchip so gamers can play pirated games (Discs) or emulators without modification, because they can't make money off PS2 games anyhow. It will only make PS4 more favorable. Sony just won't admit this to anyone. This will be a thorn in Nintendo's side, but that will justify the cost and all the cruel and unusual treatment. PS4 will come with MAME and all you have to do is add Roms to a special folder and type a special path in the Mozilla web browser like "run MAME" and then MAME is executed from Puppy Linux and the game list appears.
And that's not all, the Puppy Linux can now execute portable Linux applications from the hard drive.
Something special to PS4 is if your system gets bricked which is a bad thing, you can press a 'reset button' to go to a emergency firmware that'll install firmware without the primary firmware functional as a fail safe! This is true for routers.
The top selling game is going to be first Grand Theft Auto and then Gran Turismo 7
Gamer 1: I'm playing Legend of Zelda on Ocarina of Time on Playstation 4!
Gamer 2: Sweet.
Gamer 1: Yeah, runs great and I downloaded some other N64 games I have never played like Ogre Battle 64 - Person of Lordly Calibur. It was a sequel to The March of the Black Queen.
Gamer 2: I remember that game!
What does "Playstation 4" mean?
The Playstation 4 is the new sandwich-shaped console from Sony that is set to be released in November 2013 at a cost of $400. Its design just about mirrors that of the *shiver* Xbox One.
With the PS4, Sony succeeded in stripping users of their online freedom by introducing a service similar to Xbox Live called Playstation Plus, which will cost $50 a year. At least Sony guarantees to combat the "always online requirement" and "used game fees" of that other console *cough*Xbone*cough*.
The PS4's "DualShock 4"controller is like all of the other ones that date back to the PS1 . . . with a big ass touch pad in the middle and a blue laser on top so players can now pretend that they are in "Tron." And you can now use your $250 Playstation Vita as the controller, too! *Ahem, Wii U?*
The PS4 supposedly updates the graphics capabilities of the PS3. However, the graphics seem to be the same to the naked eye, unless Sony somehow pulled 1081p out of their asses.
Also, the PS4 is unable to read PS3 disks due to the fact that Sony can't fit the ability into its sandwich console. Instead, most PS3 titles will be streamed out of the crap that is Sony's new Gaikai cloud service. You'll probably need an internet connection for that, though *cough*Xbone*cough*.
At least the PS4 doesn't force all of that other multi-media bullsh*t down our throats like other systems do *cough*Xbone&WiiU*cough*. No one needs to hear about how you can watch ESPN and go on UD with a "gaming" console.
Stan: Hey Bill, did you hear that the Playstation 4 is coming out in a few months for $400?
Bill: $400 for that sh*t!? Well, the Xbox One is going to suck and the Wii U already failed, so I guess I'm gonna buy it.
Playstation 4 - what does it mean?
An overrated games console that doesn't allow cross play.
Guy: Playstation 4 is Soooo overrated!
Guy2: I Agree
Playstation 4 - meaning
Urban myth that sony will come out wiht after the relase of the 3 xbox.
Won'y be any diffrent then the new one, excpt it will be shorter and the controler will be even more complex.
You going to get the new xbox?
NO I'm waiting for ps4
wtf
Playstation 4 - definition
The Second Most Powerful Platform In Gaming (We All Know PC Is Better) With Better Features, Less Price, And More Powerful Than The Xbox 1.
With Great Specs And Part Choice Comparable To High Budget PCs
CPU: AMD Octa 8 Core Processer With Custom APU
GPU: AMD Radeon Processing 1.84 TFLOPS Of Power 8GB Of GDDR5
RAM: 8GB GDDR5 (Wierd Right?)
Output: HDMI 1080P 30-60 FP/s Based On Game Developer Laziness Or Porting Method Game Playback, 4K 25-60 FP/s Media Playback
Optical Media: 6X Blue Ray, 8X DVD and CD
USB: 3.0 Super Speed
LAN: Gigabit Ethernet
SATA: 3 6GB/S Interface
Audio: AMD True Audio
Wi-Fi: Marvell Wireless Avastar 88W8797 Wireless communication : IEEE 802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth: 2.1
With Its High PC Like Specs The PS4 Is A Strong Console And Lots Of PC Folk Look Down On It Because It Can Beat A Budget Build. And That Though PC Is Better In Long Term Choice Due To Expandability And Customizeability
PC User: "Hey Check Out My GTX 960 With 4GB Of GDDR5, It Can Totaly Beat The PS4 Graphics!"
PS4 User : "Umm Last I Checked Our Console Has 8GB Of GDDR5."
PC User: "No It Aint! You Cant Play GTA5 On Medium Settings And Pull 60FP/S."
PS4 User: "True But Developers Port At Medium Settings Locked And Lock At 30FP/S."
PC User: "Oh, Thats Why"
PS4 User: "Yep We Get The Bum End Of Game Developers, We Could Run It Fine If Porters Wernt Lazy."
Then Mutual Agreement Most Cases
The Playstation 4 Is Capeable Of PC Like Gaming
Playstation 4 - slang
A system due to be released in 2010 or 2011.
Bound to cost over 9000 dollars upon release.
Said to include the following:
Over 9000 GB.
Satellite T.V.
Hologram movie format
Classic DVD/Blue-Ray/HD-DVD formats
Phone service
DVR capabilities
Virtual Console
Music receiver
Mini refridgerator
Nuclear Powered
Home security system
...more to be specified.
The bundle pak is said to contain a new Tennis game and a war game. Most likely Call of Duty 5 or 6.
Oh, yeah. Can't wait to record Golden Girls with my ballin'-ass Playstation 4!
Playstation 4
The Single Greatest Invention ever, besides the Playstation 5
Dude 1: Hey Man I just got a Playstation 3
Dude 2: Man That thing is so Atari I got a Playstation 4
Dude 3: Y'all Both Suck i got a PS5
Dude 2: Man that ain't out yet
Playstation 4
The end of the Xbox vs Playstation war. Gives gamers what they want, games. No fee for used games, cheaper than the Xbox Wan, able to play games offline, and no mandatory camera.
The Playstation 4 pretty much dick-slapped Micro$oft across the face.
Playstation 4
An upcoming gaming console to be released this "Holiday Season" and will cost ONLY 399$ but will require a Playstation Plus membership to play online (50$ a year). Will be able to share games still, because the Xbox one won't. Basically the gaming console that will run Microsoft out of business because of their failed attempt to create a next gen console (Xbox one) at cost a whopping 500$ and is the size of the VCR you have in your attic or close, and won't be able to share games.
Sony: WE WILL LAUNCH PS4! And only for 399$!
Xbox one buyer: does it come with lube and ointment?
Sony: what for?
Xbox one buyer: so I can relieve the pain from Microsoft fucking me in the ass..
Sony: Playstation 4 will have that too!