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What is Pittsburgh Pirates?
A violent sexual act involving the thrusting of a an erect penis into a partner's open eye followed by kicking said partner's leg in a manner severe enough to cause significant pain and/or damage, temporarily giving them the appearance of a one-eyed, peg-legged pirate.
Things were going great with Emily until I gave her a Pittsburgh Pirate. Apparently most chicks aren't willing to lose the use of their limbs or eyes for the sake of unparalleled eroticism and unprecedented sexual gratification. Women.
Pittsburgh Pirates - video
Pittsburgh Pirates - what is it?
A once proud institution who pisses away a loyal following with obviously bad, money-influenced decisions.
The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.
A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.
The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?
Complete embarassment.
Baseball Exec: Darn, I just lost my catcher for a season due to his thrid drug scandal, what should I do?
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.
Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.
Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.