Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Physics?

A very confusing world that I do not like.

- learning physics sucks ass
- I totally agree

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Physics - what is it?

Taking something very simple (i.e. a cup sitting on a table), and making it very complicated (i.e. the Archimedes force equation) by attaching numbers to individual concepts and then deriving more numbers from those. All in all, a very arbitrary system.

The universe used to be a pretty simple place up until THEY decided to assign numbers to everything, thus creating physics and making those things much more complicated than they ought to be.

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What does "Physics" mean?

Applied Math.

The student's physics notes were filled with as many equations as his roommate's calculus notes.

The physics major knew that physics involved a lot of math, so he reasoned that if he were to excel at physics, he'd better be freakin' awesome at math.

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Physics - what does it mean?

The most pwn-inest, awesomest, rape-sauciest, ball-punchinest, ass- kickinest class in high school, college, and life.

Can be used both in life, and in video games.

Physics = mc squared.

Games: That 'nade and that rag dollin' is so defyin' da laws of physics.

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Physics - meaning

Better than biology

Teacher: Are you enjoying Physics?
Student: Better than biology(and chem).

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Physics - definition

An incredibly hard subject undertaken by highschool students who believe it will help them achieve great things in later life or, in many cases, to simply have something to brag about to their friends. However, it is often realised after two years of bashing one's own brains out with the incredibly thick textbook that accompanies the subject, that it really was not worth pulling those all-nighters just to fail the ridiculously hard tests.

Students often drop the subject after the sad realisation that they have the ability to calculate the centripetal force of their overall school grade as it circles the proverbial drain.

Physics stole my sanity.

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Physics - slang

The Reason for Everything and Anything. Usually Why you Fall down all the time...That and you're an Idiot. Or maybe just Philosophy with a calculator and a large battery. Either way it is there.

"Say wanna go play with Physics?"

*dropping things off High places ensues*

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Physics

A scientific subject which is the study of matter and energy and of interactions between the two, grouped in traditional fields such as acoustics, optics, mechanics, thermodynamics, and electromagnetism, as well as in modern extensions including atomic and nuclear physics, cryogenics, solid-state physics, particle physics, and plasma physics.

See also fun.

- Physics is phun!
- Fo shizzle my nizzle!

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Physics

(n.) a fundamental form of science, the workings of which are indistinguishable from magic to students of music, journalism, and political science

I have no idea why that Immanuel Kant book fell when I pushed it off my desk. It must just be physics.

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Physics

1. Best Science; why? Because
Some one else on here posted a problem saying

A guy on a farm hears an explosion 2000m away; he hears it 2.67 seconds after the explosion. What season is it?

Answer - He is on the freaking surface of the sun because the only way he can hear a sound 2.67 seconds after its occurance at a distance of 2000m would be if the sound was travelling through air that was heated to 1122 degrees celcius.

The problem clearly says he heard the sound meaning it has to be going through the medium in which he is located; which is air; unless hes underwater, but it says he is on a farm thus he cannot be underwater. Soooo epic phail, learn more physicks.

I wanted to be cool so I posted a physics problem on UD; too bad im so stupid idk what physics is so any muon can clearly disprove me.

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