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What is Philly Cheesesteak?
A from of payment for goods or services in a mens prison.
It begins by taking a penis in both hands and ramming it down your throat like the contraband substances you almost got busted with last week. When your throat can't take it anymore bend over, lubing up with stolen kitchen grease, and get rammed in the ass till you can't hold back the explosive diarrhea any longer.
Inmate #1 "My mom forgot to put money in my commissary. Can I trade you a Philly Cheesesteak for a few things of ramen and some tuna?"
Inmate #2 "Grab the grease and meet me in the showers after your kitchen duties."
Philly Cheesesteak - video
Philly Cheesesteak - what is it?
When a mexican man cooks a bowl of warm queso and pours it all over the woman's anus along with their own penis. The man slowly penetrates the woman up the anus using the warm cheesiness as a lubricant. The woman usually gets a heavy orgasm from the queso's warmth and thickness.
Philly Cheesesteak
What does "Philly Cheesesteak" mean?
When one pours that nacho cheese shit into a woman's anus, shoves bread in afterwards, and stabs her buttcheek to add ketchup. And then procedes to have sex with her cheesy, bloody, bread filled anus.
Man I am in the mood for a Philly Cheesesteak
Philly Cheesesteak - what does it mean?
Similar to the chili dog, a man performs the Philly Cheesesteak by defecating between a woman's breasts (the two halves of a bread role), forming the meat layer. He then proceeds to add cheese to the sandwich by ejaculating all over it.
Janet was feeling famished, so Ross gave her a Philly Cheesesteak. She wasn't very hungry after that!
Philly Cheesesteak - meaning
When a male defecates in between a woman's breasts and then titty fucks her and ejaculates all over the feces.
Bro 1. "That chick loves Philly cheesesteaks, and I'm not talking about the food."
Bro 2. "Wow Dad."
Philly Cheesesteak - definition
When a man pounds a woman's pussy until it resembles roast beef, ejaculates onto the brown lips, and then eats her out until she comes. If the Philly Cheesesteak is properly executed, the girl will begin cussing like a typical dickheaded Eagles fan. No need to say "Whiz Wit'" when you request this cheeseteak. If you want the authentic smell of a Philly steak shop, you can fart in her face before you deliver the main course.
"Yo Donovan, I can't believe your muddah let me give her a Philly Cheesesteak on the first date."
Philly Cheesesteak - slang
When you eat a massive philly cheesesteak, chopped wit wiz and wait to take a big doodie. You get another plain sub roll, and poop into the roll. Then your significant other eats it.
Man 1: I gave my gf the BIGGEST Philly Cheesesteak last night!
Man 2: Damn, I’m jealous af. I wish that could’ve been me.
Philly Cheesesteak
When two men are having sex with a woman, and just before one man is about to cum, he pulls out and dribbles his load onto the other man's penis. The other man then continues to have sex with the woman.
Larry and I went outside our comfort zone and gave Sandra a Philly Cheesesteak last night.
Philly Cheesesteak
When a man takes a shit between the tits of a white girl and squeezes the yellow puss from a festering blister all over the top of it, he has created a Philly Cheesesteak. From there, he squeezes her tits together and eats it out making sure that he has made quite a mess. If his shirt is clean when finished, he better have another because he didn't do it right. If you prefer the variety with onions, you can masturbate over the top of it giving it the look and taste of onions.
Geno enjoys eating the wonderful Philly Cheesesteak he creates on his girlfriend, Pat's, chest so much that one is never enough.
Philly Cheesesteak
The best kind of Cheesesteak you can find anywhere in the world. Don't be fooled by pizza places in the suburbs, or anywhere outside Philly that display 'Philly Cheesesteaks' on the menu, because they are usually the worst kind. Given my name, FromPhillyWitWiz, I prefer mine wit Wiz, but a true Philly Cheesesteak place will just assume American unless you specify otherwise. For best taste, hit up Jim's in the Northeast for a Cheesesteak that'll blow your mind. If a person is not from Philly, It is very obvious bacause they'll refer to it as a Cheesesteak Sandwich. A Philly Cheesesteak is not the act of ejaculating on a plain cheesesteak, that would taste horrible, therefore being a Jersey 'cheesesteak sandwich'. Don't take forever to order. "extra Wiz Witout" is a cheesesteak wit Exra cheese wiz and no fried onions. Don't order like"Hi, yes, I'd like one cheesesteak with cheesewiz and no fried onions. and can i get extra cheese on it? thankss" That's VERY Jersey, and not cool at all. They should spit on you.
Man, I'm starving, I'm gonna take the bus to Jim's right here in the Great Northeast and get the best fuckin Philly Cheesesteak there is cause Jims only has the best, and the best is only at Jims.