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What is Perf?
Short for "perfect" in online slang.
Person 1: "Dude, I just saw a guy with a skullet driving an El Camino with three spare tires!"
Person 2: "PERF"
Perf - meme gif
Perf - video
Perf - what is it?
To perform a dangerous maneuver (that may result in varied consequences or absolute victory).
"I was strolling through china town and no one was guarding the fireworks, so I perfed the whole fucking rack."
"Dude how much you wanna bet I can perf Brittany tonight?"
What does "Perf" mean?
A person typically in the teen or pre teen stage of life who believes she/he is a god. Such a person dedicates their life to achieving 1K likes on their Facebook photos and walk around the city with their squad believing they are unstoppable. Typical clothing items include Nike Air Force and Adidas superstar, some what scandalist clothing, huge gold watches and chains and a flat cap to top it all off.
Person 1: ughh... more perfs .... lets go.
Person 2: but they're everywhere
Person 1: .....
Perf - what does it mean?
Short form of "Perferated bowel".
Evan: Wow, that's just perf.
Josh: Perferated bowel?
Evan: Yes.
Perf - meaning
A shortening of the word "Perfect" used in conversations by douche bags who feel their time is too valuable to just pronounce the word in it's entirety.
Tri Delt A - "We're going to pick up the boys around 7, take pictures, and head to the fratty fridays party from there."
Tri Delt B - "Perf!"
Perf - definition
Someone who is twerkalicious, sexy, unbearable, perfect and perfalicious.
"OMG Elaine so perf. It's just so unbearable!"
Perf - slang
(purf). Vulgar.
–noun
:
1.a flatus expelled through the anus whilst on one's period.
2.an irritating or foolish person covered in blood
-verb:
3.to expel a flatus through the anus during the menstrual cycle (break blood). Can be disgustingly audible like slapping a raw porterhouse steak against a slab of concrete.
4.to waste time during the menstrual cycle usually by hibernating or binging.
The other day while me and Becky were at the Wahl-mart, Becky had the most epic perf we had to leave the store because they banned us, and I was like say wha?
That faggle is being such a perf!
Rhonda perfed the other day in line at the McDonalds poor girl... everyone knows you shouldn't wear white after Labor Day.
I was perfing around the pantry the other day and wore myself out so I decided to take a three-day nap.
Perf
Literally: Perfect: excellent or complete beyond practical or theoretical improvement, exactly fitting the need in a certain situation or for a certain purpose. For those too lazy to say the word in its entirety.
"How about we meet at 12:00?"
"Perf."
Perf
being as cool as can be
look at James and Lauren. they are so perf
Perf
Something that is absolutely perfect. A response that is perf should make the recipient so sure of themselves that they break out in dance and song. It’s always amazing someone says that a plan or even an outfit is perf than you should know that you got that shit done and done well.
Tom: Ahhhhhhhh your outfit is perf.
Paula: Really? Do you wanna make out?