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What is Peasant?
An annoying non-tumblr using cunt that is very oblivious to the internet world and isn't in any fandom.
Anyone who thinks David Karp, Louis Tomlinson and Scott Disick aren't sassy.
Basically people who don't have tumblr or don't know ship any two celebrities or don't have an OTP are peasants.
Person 1: I will never join tumblr, its shit.
Person 2: Tell me what is your life? Are you even normal? Get out of my sight, you peasant. *walks away sassily because you think you're just as sassy as Louis Tomlinson, Scott Disick and David Karp*
Peasant - meme gif
Peasant - video
Peasant - what is it?
A loaded Fairfield county teenage high schooler obsessed with school spirit, dressing like a tomboy, social status, and popularity, yet in reality, they are just another basic peasant.
Peasant #1: "Hey Colleen, you going to the lax game tonight? There's a party at John's house after!"
Peasant #2: "You bet!! Turn down for what?!"
What does "Peasant" mean?
A lesser being worthy of little to no human rights.
The personification of severely pathetic; an amateur of the utmost degree.
Though the words' origins are rooted in economic status, the current economic correlation to an individual's peasantry is indirect. Granted, 21st Century peasants do frequently carry the inadmirable traits of medieval peasants including offensive hygiene, alarming stupidity, and physical characteristics befitting of ridicule. Unfortunately, these essentially nonessential creatures can be found in most walks of life.
Jesus Quintana: These fucking peasants think they can come to our territory and run shit? I am going to fuck each and every one of them in the ass.
Jose Contreras: Jesus...
Quintana: 'Ju said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus. (storms out)
Bruce Lee: (walks up) Where the fuck did he come from?
Peasant - what does it mean?
The name that you give to that one friend who acts all posh but is actually living the peasant life
"OMG did you see Jessica the other day. She is such a peasant"
She didn't choose the peasant life, the peasant life chose her.
Peasant - meaning
A wayward serf. The lowest of the low.
Princess Gwen wouldn't let Peter carry her across the mud because he was a lowly little peasant.
Peasant - definition
Anyone who isn't Scott Disick
I'm a big star, I don't need to be dealing with you peasants
Peasant - slang
Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.
Fangirl: " But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants."
Peasant
Synonymous with pigeon. A peasant is a label used to describe a male in which a female does not, and will never, take seriously. A peasant, similar to a pigeon, is automatically disqualified & forgotten about the moment they're classified as a peasant.
1. ...He's just a peasant girl.
2. Why would I care for that peasant?
3. Dude forget him already! He's just another peasant.
4. That peasant has nothing to offer!
5. What a peasant!
6. Ugh, look it's that peasant again (*pointing at peasant*).
7. I'm never dating another peasant like him again.
8. What does this peasant want from me?!
Peasant
Someone who is of the lowest class. Often used by people who think they are much better than others.
"Mother, Jimmy is such a peasant, he's only been skiing twice."
Peasant
A peasant originally a term used to describe an agricultural laborer, usually those living in Medieval Europe under feudalism. Peasants were predominant in the European interior, in contrast to Roman & Semitic societies, where slaves were more common & generally held a better living standard than peasants.
The main difference between a Slave and Peasant is Freedom
A peasant is given Freedom to:
- Pay Taxes to the governing Elites
- Be responsible for his living expenses (pay rent, buy food)
- Die in wars when the Elites of his nation are involved in a conflict
- Respect the borders drawn by the agreement of the world governing Elites
- Be proud of his flag, language, religion, culture & superiority to other peasants
Bernard: We have to make sure we divide miscible peasants and corral immiscible peasants
Joe: Being a peasant sucks...I want to be an Elite
Bernard: Its not that easy Joe, we have to deal with the problems of Billions of peasants. Unlike a peasant our lives don't revolve around family & feelings.
Joe: GOD is my savior, hell with you!
Bernard: We taught you to believe in GOD, its the best way to subjugate a peasant...Don't worry a lot, catch the game today, I have money on it
Joe: Really, how much?!