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What is Parko?
A super morbidly obese woman that wets herself due to the pressure on her spine. She is good at playing the sympathy/disability card to hook her claws in and take all your money, all your friends and destroy your life without you even realising. Don’t fall for this two faced fatty’s lies!
Ew she’s a Parko for sure! 250kg and whinging about not losing any weight while eating McDonald’s.
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Parko - video
Parko - what is it?
The man that has a big ass with a tight little asshole
Damn shawty is a Parkos.
What does "Parko" mean?
Part Goth, Part Emo, All Pointdexter
One who treads that fine line between "sexually ambiguous" and straight out cockmunch
Lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be "alternative"
Known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up:
"Oh I love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck - what is that for?"
"That's the key to my late grandmother's chastity belt"
"Dude, what the fuck?"
Check out Ed in his purple cowboy boots and Elton John sunnies - is he doing a Parko?
Man, I had no luck with the ladies last night - I should've pulled a Parko...then I'd truly be balls deep...
Parko - what does it mean?
an addiction to plastic surgery, onset is very early in ones teenage years.
I hope when I move to LA i don't get a parko
Parko - meaning
A Parko is the goodest boy with curly hair and is a very listener. If you name your dog Parko, he will become very good at doing tricks, and will always make your day better.
Person 1: "I just bought a new dog, but I don't know what I should name him!"
Person 2: "Well, if he's a very good boy, Parko should suit better than anything."
Parko - definition
Some kid with a massive foreskin
Timothy 'Parko' Parkinson