Definder - what does the word mean?

What is PEDESTRIAN?

Is just another word for speed bump.

Abandon All Ships-Pedestrian is just another word for speed bump now called take one last breath.

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PEDESTRIAN - what is it?

(1) The act of being a pedestrian as a way of thinking and being.

(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)

(1) "I was thinking of starting the first church of Pedestrianism"

(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'

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What does "PEDESTRIAN" mean?

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect

Your brand new kitten

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PEDESTRIAN - what does it mean?

(verb) To bring oneself to become a "pedestrian," by walking across some expanse.

One thing I want to do before I turn 30 is pedestrianate myself across Europe.

I pedestrianated myself from your house to mine.

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PEDESTRIAN - meaning

Pedestrianity is a sub relgious belief which main principle is a strong conviction that man is neither made for nor should travel in any other way than by the means of his own two feet.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst KaarsbΓΈl.

In KaarsbΓΈl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.

He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, HillerΓΈd.

In his writings KaarsbΓΈl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.

He is a Pedestrian and a hardcore follower of the book prophet and founder of Pedestrianity, Mikkel Troest KaarsbΓΈl

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PEDESTRIAN - definition

Basically stupid people on foot.

1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!

Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??

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PEDESTRIAN - slang

Being left without a car or some other motor vehicle.

(Your brother takes your car without asking)

"I'm going to the store. Where's my car? Damn it! I've been pedestrianized"

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PEDESTRIAN

A verb meaning to walk across the street. However, one will be judged for the lack of brain cells if this word is used.

Bob: While I was pedestrianing across the road--
Joe: Are you thick? You "walk" across the road.

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PEDESTRIAN

Average! Boring! Normal!!

The Name - Jack Smith - Is soooo pedestrian!

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PEDESTRIAN

Common place, everyone doing it, conformity.

"Those Cloggs are so pedestrian."

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