What is PANCAKES?

A delicious food that, when thought of, causes the victim to fly into a hunger induced rage. Symptoms include karate and biting.

Pancakes! PANCAKES! PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

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PANCAKES - what is it?

Noun

1. A flat thin cake made by pouring batter onto a hot greased pan, and flipped to cook on both sides.

Verb

2. To flatten or squish something.

Adjective

3. Used to describe a situation that isn't quite right or does not add up, usually followed by the word "ass".

4. A person that is fun to be around on multiple levels or "stacks". Usually used in a pronoun context.

5. An irregular or emergency landing in which an aircraft drops flat to the ground from a low altitude.

6. A theory that was drawn up in the aftermath of 911 that remained the official reason for the World Trade Center's collapse until dismissed by the National Institute of Science and Technology. The Pancake Theory insinuated that the towers collapsed due to shear weight of the upper floors slamming on to the floors below them and piling down on top of each other one at a time. The theory was dismissed because of its careless lack of reason and logic and the fact that it completely defies the basic laws of physics.

1. Blueberry pancakes are Kathy's favorite dish for breakfast.

2. Carl pancaked his dog Rover when he lost his footing and landed on him.

3. Eric gave Dan a pancake-ass excuse for why he didn't reply to his messages.

4. Pancake made me laugh so hard I pee'd my pants.

5. Herb had an emergency in his pants so he turned the plane around and came in quick and low for a pancake landing.

6. Just the thought of someone actually believing the Pancake Theory makes me sick to my stomach with disgust and shameful pity.

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What does "PANCAKES" mean?

In a football game when an offensive player blocks a defensive player, knocks him off his feet and causes him to fall flat on his back. The offensive player may lay on top of the defensive player to add insult to injury.

Jeff Hartings just pancaked Ray Lewis on that play.

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PANCAKES - what does it mean?

The act of stacking multiple women and or hookers on top of each other. Then gracefully inserting your manhood into each participant starting from the bottom and working your way up. Then as you reach the pinnacle you explode your semen on the top of the subject as it will then trickle in a downward flow to the other members of the pancake. This should give the perception of a stacked pancake with syrup drizzling down. Fruit and butter may be applied depending on your diet. Warning: if butter is applied can get slippery and subjects may fall making the pancake stack timber.

Mike said to Andy, "I just was hanging out with this mother and two daughters and stacked those bitches like a pancake."

Andy replied back to Mike, "You gave them the Pancake!!! I hope you gave them enough dick syrup to reach the bottom flap jack."

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