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What is PAGO?A greasy, fat, smelly robot that disguises itself as a common household Yorkshire terrier. It sneezes a lot, shows Its alligator teeth, walks around showing off Its talons, loves Puppers, never sleeps, only eats human food, never bathes, has a strange attraction towards Jen, hates Eric, runs fast, drove Java to insanity, loves smelly bones, growls whenever disturbed, and It cannot jump on the couch due to Its obesity. It likes carrots, peppers, pears, raisins, marshmallows, and oatmeal. It’s made up of 19% gak, 70% bacon fat, and 11% lasers. Pago, otherwise known as P.A.G.O. stands for Programmed Autobot Gigabyte Overdrive, but do not be fooled by the word “Autobot.” Pago is in fact a Decepticon. It downloads via satellite and it plans to one day rule all humans and is believed to have started the cult known as the Pagoists. Whenever Pago sneezes, a TXT MSG is sent out to a previously conformed Pagoist society. It’s only known companion is a girlish, fat yorkie named Mack. "Wow, did you see that Yorkshire terrier trotting around in a leather jacket and sombrero trying to defecate?" PAGO - meme gifPAGO - videoPAGO - what is it?The capital of American Samoa. American Samoa is a system of islands in the south Pacific that was aquired during American Imperialism. They were part of a pact with Germany. I hope I can go to Pago Pago one day. |
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