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What is Ostriches?
It is the equivalent of the game. Which game you may ask? The one you just lost.
Person 1 talks with Person 2
Person 1: Oh, did you hear about so and so?
Person 2: No, what's going on?
Person 3 barges in
Person 3: OSTRICH!
Person 3 runs away
Person 1 and 2: DAMMIT. I LOST
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Ostriches - what is it?
Verb; The act of running while being engaging in the stand and carry sexual position.
The penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the vagina or anus penetrated by the man's penis, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich.
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I was fucking this bitch on the beach when the po-po turned up, so I picked her up and we ostriched outta there!
The wedding took a strange turn when Jack and Molly started ostriching up and down the church aisle.
John: Fancy some ostriching?
Jane: What's ostriching?
John:
Jane: Oh my!
What does "Ostriches" mean?
undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.
This post is ostriched.
That is ostriched.
Ostriches - what does it mean?
The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.
A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.
Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.
Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.
Ostriches - meaning
the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.
I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.
Ostriches - definition
When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind
Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.
Ostriches - slang
Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.
"I don't like ostriches, man."
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Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard
Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.
Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.
Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny
are censoring re33tard now
Can't have shit in ifunny.
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"Why are there so many Ostriches?": Originally said by Don Knotts on Family Guy, the term is used as an exclamation for not understanding stupid people. An Ostrich, for all intents and purposes, is not only a bird, but a person with no common or street sense, who will then lash out negatively towards a person who DOES have these qualities in thinking that they are smarter than them. (It is more fun and effective to say this phrase as similarly to Don Knotts as possible)
The customers on www.notalwaysright.com
Upon seeing a person who doesn't know what music is, you then shake your head and proclaim, "Why are there so many Ostriches?"
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Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said thered only be a few ostriches! This is the worse vacation ever!
Don: Why are there so many of those tall animals with their heads in the ground?
Alex:Those are ostriches Don.
Don: Wow, this is the worse vacation ever!