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What is Ocean Township?
A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
God damn Ocean Township traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!
Ocean Township - video
Ocean Township - what is it?
A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
What does "Ocean Township" mean?
a place for blacks and mexicans to fuck each other and smoke pot and party in apartments
Damn i should have gone to ocean township high school, i could've been in a colored orgi!
Ocean Township - what does it mean?
Absolute hell on earth, this school teaches you how to be the ultimate loser. Don't expect to go far after graduation, if you even make it there. The teachers may be dumber than the students, who mostly have IQs below 0 in the first place. A mix of low class dirty degenerates and rich snobs, you will have no problem getting into heroine or becoming a prostitute. If you want to learn, you might as well just stay home, don't count on having a class where you do anything other than sit there on your phone. The hallways are filled with trash, and the toilets are filled with shit. The people who run the place might as well be kindergarteners or monkeys, as they would probably be better at their jobs. If you want your life ruined, this is the place to be.
Random person: How's life?
Me: I mean I went to Ocean Township High school, what do you expect? I am now a stripper.
Ocean Township - meaning
The absolute most piece of shit school district in all of America. Honestly if you are a parent and reading this. Ocean is a place with douchebag children who literally fuck the teachers and don’t even get in trouble. I’d rather slam my tounge in a car door than go back to that shit place. All the white people think they are hard because they have a single black friend. Honestly fuck ocean and anyone affiliated with it. Also fuck OTF, you guys haven’t been good since Kenny Pickett and Tyler Thompson left your pathetic crap of a school. Ocean is bully central of New Jersey with the most sluts and attention whores I’ve ever seen on the fucking planet. God damn no wonder so many people leave this fucking place.
Oh, you go to Ocean Township? Damn that’s ass, I heard they have a gang in their school.
Damn, I heard people get jumped in the hallways at Ocean Township.
Ocean Township - definition
Ocean Township. There are many words that can decribe Ocean TWP, but the best one is GAY. Ocean is filled with shitty people, and traffic. The Police in ocean are biased mother fuckers, and everyone talks about eachother. Ocean has its fair share of Jocks, Gangsters, Assholes, Wannabees, and whatever else. but the main point is that most EVERYONE IS A BITCH! Most of the people in ocean will rat on you, and then brag about it to to thier buddys. There are a very few people in ocean that are cool, and noone has good drugs. Ocean's claim to fame is lillte 90lb girls who drink a bottle of everclear and go to the hospital.
Hey man you want to go to Ocean Township, nah man i dont want to be ratted out, and arrested.
Ocean Township - slang
A sprawled-out, over-populated, and extremely congested suburban community located in Monmouth County on the Jersey Shore, sandwiched between West Long Branch, Eatontown, Asbury Park, Tinton Falls, and Deal. While the town has some diversity, it is mostly full of spoiled upper-middle-class kids who drive their parent's cars and can't handle themselves at parties. A lot of the guys who live here are loud-mouth pussies who talk a lot of shit, and mostly all the girls are skanks. In the summertime, the neighboring shore communities of Deal and West Long Branch attract an unwelcomed seasonal migration of bennies, specifically wealthy Syrian Jews from Brooklyn, Staten Island, and Manhattan. They greatly increase the ammount of traffic congestion and car accidents in Ocean Township during the summer, because they are just about the worst drivers imaginable. Anyone who has driven in Ocean Township in the summertime knows to watch out for that Mercedes Benz S550 with New York plates going 25 mph in a 40 mph zone, because they are about to get over to the left to make a sweeping right turn at 4 mph without using their turn signal and while talking on the phone. But by far the worst thing about Ocean Township is the overly-funded, overly-equipped police force that patrols the town in mass numbers, hunting for opportunities to meet their quotas and raise revenue to help patch up the multi-billion dollar budget deficit of the State of New Jersey. Instead of fighting crime, this self-righteous suburban police force of almost 100 officers spends the day racking up tickets for traffic violations and other minor offenses that no one gives a fuck about. They mostly prey on the 15-25 age group, indifferent to the fact that most of these young people are children of tax-paying home-owners. In municipal court on Tuesday mornings, you'll probably run into at least ten people you know; and count on paying at least several hundred dollars worth of ser-charges to the state. Fuck this place. Why the hell did my family decide to live here?
Dave, Tom, Jen, and Heather got arrested in Ocean Township cause they got in a car crash with a benny on route 35 and then the cops searched their car and found a bag of weed in the trunk.
Ocean Township
A piece of shit place where everyone's a phony.
Why the hell would anyone want to go to Ocean Township?
Ocean Township
A safe-haven for rich white children who want to act like they live the lives of black kids in the projects without having to worry about the crime or poverty. Ironically, the local police also use this as an excuse for their behavior. Also good for popping your cherry before being a teenager or not having to leave school grounds for drugs. The school system frowns upon this behavior by demoting high school teachers who fuck their students to middle school teaching positions.
Girl 1: I'm really worried this tampon is gonna break my hymen
Girl 2: You're from Ocean Township. You're hymen broke when you fucked that teacher in middle school right after you bought weed from the white kid with a gold chain at the locker next to you