Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Obsolete?

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".

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Obsolete - what is it?

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

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What does "Obsolete" mean?

one of the greatest albums of all time by one of the greatest bands.

fear factory's version of cars is on the digipak to obsolete.

obsolete is better than digimortal

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Obsolete - what does it mean?

1. Your computer for work
2. Caused by Windows

SAFETY MANUAL TIP #1: Do not sit near obsolete computers
SAFETY MANUAL TIP #2: If your computer is not obsolete, install Windows

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Obsolete - meaning

"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?

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Obsolete - definition

To make obsolete.

To obsoletize poisoning non-smokers, Charles Knows invented a Safe Smoking Lounges (SSLs) and got permission to erect it on Coney Island Beach to see how many smokers used it voluntarily. SSL's have a solar-powered ceiling fan which blows cigarette smoke up a chimney to the atmosphere to prevent the cigarette smoke from injuring non-smokers.

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Obsolete - slang

A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.

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Obsolete

Something that is so old that no one feels the need to use it anymore; see old school or cavemen for more information.

ex. 1: The stubborn man decided to go to work by driving a 1908 Model-T Ford, which was so obsolete that it literally had to be cranked.

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Obsolete

What you classify yourself as when you fade away.

"I'll fade away an classify myself as obsolete."
"OBSOLETE!"

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Obsolete

Outdated, useless.

Cassette tapes are obsolete.

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