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What is Oakes?The same thing as Wood-Grain. It is the wood grip that adorns the steering wheels of many expensive cars. "I'm grippin' oak. Music loud and I'm tippin' slow."--Chamillionaire Oakes - meme gifOakes - videoOakes - what is it?A random guy in a lab coat who captures animals and gives them to people he barely knows for free while teaching them the means used to capture more. Man is that guy giving out free puppies at the supermarket. What does "Oakes" mean?Oak is used as a slang word for 'Okay'. It is usually a word that you use to someone that you don't care about, or used even if 'okay' isn't the right word to respond with. John "Hey man how you doing?" Oakes - what does it mean?A boy you can trust, never leaves your side and always has your back! He will make you feel so special, comfort you, open to you and make you laugh! He can make you laugh instead of cry smile instead of frown and have faith when there seems like none! Heβs somone youβll never forget and if your lucky enough to have him hold on to him. Heβs also a sexy beast!! Person one: β define a perfect man.β Oakes - meaningOaked(n) The act of losing in a game or a competitive event. "Ha Lewis just got Oaked in football!" Oakes - definitionPerson, male or female. Person 1: What's that oak doing? Oakes - slangAn amazing erection. A dick that drives the women crazy. The penises possessed by a family from Cincinnati Ohio. The Adkins boys and there relatives pass out The Oak to the ladies. OakesOaked(n) is the act of losing in any particular competitive sport / doing bad at something. "Ted's football team got oaked" OakesSomething based to say after making a true statement that you would defend to the death. In reference to the sacred oaks of Agartha. "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children, and that's on the oaks!" OakesAlso known as a 'wage-slave'. To 'Oakes' means to be a slave to the grind. A mindless automaton that confuses financial success with financial security; arbitrarily devoting all time and energy pursuing a livelihood completely dependent on the wages earned, with little ability or motivation to perceive choices. Those who experience being Oakes'd generally live a life of quiet desperation, often feeling trapped by the perceived forces beyond their control, but ultimately blind to the futility of the general socially accepted path to stable livelihood through work performed in a wage economy. Dude, don't be such an Oakes, quit working for the man and start your own business, you pussy. |
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