Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ODD?

it is when somebody disagrees with you on something .

Those who you gathered in, who were your supporters are now at odds with you. They think you're in error

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ODD - what is it?

A very fun and simple game.

What you do is you think of a stupid dare for your friend (or your "friend") and try to get them to do it. You do this by making them lose odds.

For example, if I said to my "friend", "Hey, odds you go up to that cute girl and lick her face like a dog?" He would then give a number, let's just say "1 in 20." On a count of 3, we would both say a number between 1 and 20 at the same time, and if it's the same number he has to go do it. It is incredibly fun if you have fun people to play it with.

Couple of side rules:
-You can't "odds" yourself (e.g. "Hey odds I go hump the teacher's desk", no, if you wanna do it yourself just go off and do it)
-The person receiving the odds is the one who decides what the odds are, not the odd-giver
-If you lose odds and decide not to do it, you shall receive one full-out slap to da face

Kid - "Hey mike, odds you ask the waiter if she's pregnant."

Mike - "Dude, our waiter's a dude."

Kid - "Don't care."

Mike - "1 in 50."

Kid - "1, 2, 3, 47!"
Mike - ".........47!"

Whole table - "Ohhhhhhhhhh!"

*Waiter comes over*

Mike - "Excuse me, I apologize for asking, but are you pregnant?"

Waiter - "Dude, I'm a dude."

Mike - "That didn't answer my question. Are you?

Waiter - "Yes."

Whole table - "OHHHHHH!!!!"

Jim - "I love odds!"

Mike - "Fuck me, right?"

Jim - "Odds you fuck me?"

Mike - "Fuck off, Jim."

Jim - "K."

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What does "ODD" mean?

Sort of a dare in game form. One person calls "odds on" the other performing some unpleasant or undesirable task. The other person then sets the odds by giving a number. One will then count down from 3, and both say a number between 1 and the odds number. If the two people say the same number, then the second person must perform the task.

A: Odds on eating a ghost chili?
B: 50
A: 3, 2, 1..
A+B: 37!
B: Dammit.

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ODD - what does it mean?

A dare game wherein a person issues an outrageous dare to another person, the recipient of the dare must say 1 out of a certain number, demonstrating the likelihood that they will perform the dare. A third party counts the other two people down from 3: i.e. 1,2,3. After the countdown, the darer and the daree must say a number through 1 and the certain number (if they said 1-15, it would have to be a number between that). If both participants say the same number, then the daree must perform the dare.

Rufo Barbas: Odds are you only wear boxers to work tomorrow.

Bob: Okay, 1 out of 30.

Jésus: 3,2,1.
Rufo Barbas and Bob: 24!
Bob: Damn't!

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ODD - meaning

It's characterized by an overwhelming feeling of negative, hostile, and violent behavoir which causes the patient to not be able to distinguish reality from fantasy. Basically, a delusional mother fucker.

Jimmy's ODD causes him to put pickles on his nipples because his fast food order was screwed up.

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ODD - definition

On-Demand Dick - Your go-to, reliable source of sex. This may be your significant other, a friend with benefits, or favorite "marital aid."

Shannon always knew that her ODD (on demand dick) - cleverly named 'Steve'- was ready at a moment's notice in her dresser drawer.

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ODD - slang

Also known as Obessesive Djokovic Disorder; it came about in 2007 when thrird seeded tennis player Novak Djkovic won the Sonny Ericsson Open. After that, many girls varing from ages 12-26 have been obssesively talking, wating videos about him, and singing songs that he sung in karaokes. There is still no known cure for it, but many researchers hope to find one.

" Oh My Gosh, have you see that You Tube video of his, it is soooooo cute! And also, he has a great voice! I totally have ODD!"

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ODD

This is On Demand Dick, your male booty call.

I was out last night and gave the ODD a call, and he must have been waiting for my call, he answered soooo fast.

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ODD

ODD stands for over done deformities. This is what happens to your penis when you pleasure yourself so much that your foreskin gets peeled back an alarming distance down your shaft. This makes you seem circumcised even if your not.
Therefore your penis will seem very deformed.

Cuthbert had an extreme case of ODD.
Due to Georges ODD the inside of his balls were almost visible. *shudder*
Craig was rejected by Mary when she saw his ODD.

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ODD

Acronym for Online Dating Disorder

When a person has attempted online dating, ad nauseum, and believes they can still "land" the perfect match via said method.

Jim: I really, truly, think I found the one.

Billy: Really? How did you meet her?

Jim: I met her on that online dating site.

Billy: You said that last week, about that last chick.

Jim: I know, but this is the "One."

Billy: Dude, you have ODD.

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