Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Not awesome?

A word created by an utter genius, meaning so awesome that awesome isn't a good enough word. You can also use the term 'awesomefully' which is even better than awesomeful. The best word ever created by humans.

Joe: I'm going to see my favourite band on saturday!
Jim: Awesomeful!

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Not awesome - what is it?

Something Americans use to describe everything.

Oh wow it's just awesome

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What does "Not awesome" mean?

The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.

Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."

Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"

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Not awesome - what does it mean?

The act of practicing awesomeness at all times.

The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...

be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.

make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.

look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.

think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.

be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.

forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.

wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.

give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.

be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

My daily practice of awesomeism has been awesome!

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Not awesome

caught a good case of awesome.

Whoah, your good. You must have caught awesomeitis.

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Not awesome

Making something Awesome

Awesomizing the world, making the world Awesome.

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Not awesome

When awesome just isn't good enough, usually used in a sarcastic manner and told with an air of insincerity

Brittany: Hey are you running this season?

Joe: No it sucks, I have a stress fracture so i can't.

Brittany: Oh that's awesome awesome, you'll get to spend more time with your friends now!

Joe: Actually no Brittany, I have a stress fracture...

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Not awesome

The act of being so awesome that you are even more awesome than other awesome people.

Zach Miller is awesomely awesome!!

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Not awesome

A descriptive word that pertains to persons who think they are the epitome of awesome sauce. They will do anything to be awesome sauce, but they can never hope to be awesome sauce. If you have someone who believes they are awesome sauce, you may direct them to this site, where they will be rudely awakened and told that they are, in fact, not awesome sauce.

RM is not awesome sauce, and neither is anything he believes IS awesome sauce.

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Not awesome

The opposite of awesome.

D. Rea is not awesome.

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