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What is North Dakotan?
The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.
Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.
North Dakotan - video
North Dakotan - what is it?
Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.
Some examples include:
-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat
Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!
Ex. 2:
Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit
Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
Ex. 4:
Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
What does "North Dakotan" mean?
An impractical person from a state largely uninhabited due to extreme winters and lack of civilization. While 'natives' (as in native North Dakotans and not Native Americans) often believe themselves to be friendly and accepting, they are generally simple minded, lacking work ethic, and exceedingly xenophobic and/or racist. Many of these people are wealthy due to the recent oil rush that has brought, in the eyes of natives 'undesirables'. These undesirables being people from other states who do in fact understand what life is and what work ethic is. Most natives drink, smoke, and drive starting at a very young age.
Michigander: 'Goddamned Native North Dakotans can't even finish their shit in a damned shift!'
Minnesotan: 'I know, right? Now I've got to finish his work on top of my own!'
North Dakotan - what does it mean?
The toughest kick in the world. This kick will send you flying to North Dakota from anywhere on Earth. If someone hits you with a North Dakotan Dropkick, expect war to ensue.
Alex just got North Dakotan Dropkicked to North Dakota. He is gathering troops to invade Freddy as of now.
North Dakotan - meaning
a practical person who doesnt take shit, hard working, hard drinking, entertained by danger, works as hard as he/she plays.
Did you see that shit? That chick is such a north dakotan