Definder - what does the word mean?

What is No Hetero?

Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.

Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.

Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.

When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.

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No Hetero - video

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No Hetero - what is it?

After some one says " no Homo" you say " no hetero" to be funny, because you're not really gay.

Dan: " Man just stick it in. No homo"

Mike: " no Hetero"

Dan: walks out*

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What does "No Hetero" mean?

No hetero is what you say to a friend of the opposite gender in place of "no homo"

John: wouldn't it be funny if we had sex lol
Jane: lol yeah no hetero

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No Hetero - what does it mean?

Background: When people call something or someone "So Gay", they are often considered to be covering up their own latened homosexuality. These people also do gay things and then claim "No homo", making it ok.

By this reckoning, one can assume that if a person were to call things "So Straight" all the time, they are merely reinforcing their own heterosexuality. Hence the term "No Hetero"

Frank: Hey, hows it going Steve? *slaps steve's ass*
Steve: I'm pretty good man. *slaps back*
Frank: Hey! No hetero!
Steve: Yeah man. No hetero.

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No Hetero - meaning

Said to cancel out an ambiguously heterosexual (straight) comment. Can be used by people of all sexual orientations.


1. Girl: Billy and I were holding hands last night, no hetero.
2. Boy: That dress makes her boobs look real perky, no hetero though.

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No Hetero - definition

To dispel any sexual or intimate connotations in a previous statement. Much like "no homo", but used in context with the opposite sex.

Can be used when a male is speaking to a female, or vise versa, and does not wish to infringe on existing relationships, or if the listener is too ugly to express intimate intentions, etc.

Josh: You have some huge tits (no hetero)
Kelly: Oh gr8, thanks!

Trace: I love you (no hetero)
Rachel: hahahahahha
i like that
its definitely an improvement on the no homo

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No Hetero - slang

basically no homo but for the gay people

Gay Guy: hey i need to tell you something
Straight Guy: yeah whats up?
Gay Guy: i love you no hetero owo

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No Hetero

Said after someone says something that sounds unintentionally heterosexual.

Her ass is mine. No Hetero!

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No Hetero

When two platonic friends of opposite sexes partake in a potentially romantic or sexually stimulating situation, uttering the phrase to negate any romanticism/sexuality.

Guy: (accidentally slaps girl's ass) Oh, I'm sorry.

Girl: It's ok. No Hetero.

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No Hetero

A phrase, similar to "no homo", made when a sexual innuendo is implied but not meant to be in any way sexual. (Utilized between opposing genders)

Girl: Thanks so much for sending me the powerpoint!

Guy: No problemo, anything for you Sally, no hetero ;

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