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What is Nintendo Switch?
Something Ricegum uses to get bitches.
Ricegum: Hey baby, say hello to my little friend.
Girl: Do you mean your penis?
Ricegum. No, my other little friend, my Nintendo Switch.
Girl: Fuck me hard.
Nintendo Switch - video
Nintendo Switch - what is it?
It's the process of gay sex in which both participants switch sides of whos fucking.
Yo those dogs just switched places, Nintendo Switch!
What does "Nintendo Switch" mean?
The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
Nintendo Switch - what does it mean?
A console made by Nintendo. It is designed to be fun with many games like Super Mario Oddysey, and Pokemon Let's Go Eevee! The Nintendo Switch has two controllers that are detachable. The Nintendo Switch is
a console for fun, and Nintendo also lets you buy a Pro Controller, or more Controllers.! WOW!
The Nintendo Switch may seem expensive, but I think it is AMAZING!
Nintendo Switch - meaning
The next Nintendo console after the formerly released Wii U. The Nintendo Switch will allow you to play console games on the go (such as playing it in a park, or on an airplane) also allowing you to put it in the dock which allows you to play the game on the TV. You can seamlessly "switch" from TV mode to handheld mode.
The Nintendo Switch looks awesome! Where can I get it?
Nintendo Switch - definition
Possibly the best-designed video game console to date. The Nintendo Switch, nicknamed as a Switch if you want to be lazy, is the innovative sucessor to the Wii U console. This console introduces portability into the world of game consoles, making it similar to the Nintendo DS systems. However, it introduces the ability to seamlesssley switch from portable to TV "modes" and allows simple pairing of controllers to a console, compare to other systems which have a tedious and unreliable method of pairing.
In short, it's the buffed version of the 3DS.
I wrote this entire thing on my kindle. My thumbs are tired.
Dude: Oh, cool, you broight your Nintendo Switch over? I can connect it to my TV, I have a base for it.
Switch Dude: Cool, do you wanna borrow my controller?
Dude: No thanks, I can easily pair mine.
Nintendo Switch - slang
Yes...yes...YES...NEW SMASH NEW SMASH NEW SMASH
Waluigi is not in smash. Why Nintendo, why no Waluigi the Nintendo Switch smash ultimate. Everybody isn't here ;-;
Nintendo Switch
This item is near impossible to get a hold of during the COVID19 pandemic. They’re hella expensive on amazon, but affordable at the local shops. However, they’re out of stock, therefore, you’re depressed.
Friend: Hey do you have a Nintendo Switch?
Me: not yet.. they’re out of stock everywhere..
Friend: ...amazon?
Me: too expensive..
Nintendo Switch
Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".
Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!
Nintendo Switch
Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.
Dude, you managed to pick up a Nintendo Switch? Lucky bastard!