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What is Ninety-Nine percent?
Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.
Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.
Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?
Later...
Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.
Dude A: You're just jealous.