Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Newsflash?

A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.

Bill: Hey my cat threw up today.
Joe: Newsflash: I don't care!

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Newsflash - video


Newsflash - what is it?

A purposefully untimely announcement of carrying the Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) before unloading your man juice into your unsuspecting VICTIM.

i.e. 1 "Young Janet always wanted to be a reporter, so I gave her the newsflash"
i.e. 2 *pelvic thrusting* "By the way.. did I forget to mention...that I have AIDS?!" *giggles loudly while ejaculating*

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What does "Newsflash" mean?

Everybody is a follower! So how can you people claim to be right or correct?

Here’s a newsflash for you stupid shits

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Newsflash - what does it mean?

A word commonly used to point out the obvious.

Newsflash: Getting shot hurts!

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