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What is Newlands?
A badass who shows up to a new area or land that hasn’t experienced the immigrants bad ass life style
Buckley farsyde is the OG Newland Immigrant
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Newlands - video
Newlands - what is it?
When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
What does "Newlands" mean?
When a chick takes a drink out of your glass right after giving some douchebag a blow job and leaving a cum ring around the lip of it.
Dude, that skank just newland my beer.
Newlands - what does it mean?
1. A person who is automatically cool , Intelligent and Interesting .
2. A student of Beacon house Newlands.
3. A person with respect and courage.
Look at them , They're definetly Newlanders .
Newlands - meaning
best town in the UDU server istg
Members:
Prevyus
grandpa
ben huh (dad)
Ktaei
me
Rosie
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sotain
11Xo
bunu
grace
gab gabs
noob
epike
(etc.)
Home of me
Best town
RIP Piss dog
Literally balls
New Player: damn i heard of an amazing town but i forgor the name istg
previous: istg ur talking about Newlands
New player: yeah, can i join, im not that good at building tho
previous: you big colossal dingus absolutely not get out of me face
Rosie: Shutcho bichassup
Newlands - definition
A girl/woman/female who loses her temper and/or gets enraged at her partner for no apparent reason. She will often, out of nowhere, get incredibly angry at her partner for reasons that defy all forms of human logic and understanding.
"You see that girl. She's a proper Newlands. I saw her the other day explode at her boyfriend and all he did was buy her flowers."
"Sorry man, I can't come out to night. the GF is being a real Newlands"
Newlands - slang
To describe a girl, whom is either crazy or seems to get enraged at here partner for no reason.
last night the wife was being so newlands