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What is New Caney?
The badlands far northeast of Houston, Texas. It is a tragic little town full of rednecks, mullets, and goats.
"I reckon a nigger lover got lynched just last week in New Caney!"
New Caney - video
New Caney - what is it?
Some people are sadly mistaken about this little town, it is not just a little hick town. The one thing about this town is that there are more drugs than people in this crazy ass town. If you need anything this town has it, gaurenteed. There is also a wide range of races in this town everything from gangsters to rednecks live here. There is alot of rumors going around that that town is nothing but a little hick town, but you are very mistaken. There is alot to offer in this town, after all, I should know because I lived there for 15 years, and I wish I were still there instead of this suburb of Dallas called Allen, TX.
In New Caney there are people of all origins like
rednecks, gangsters, wanksters, Mexicans, and Hotties.