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What is Nascar?When 3 outa 4 of the passengers are trash like that's a nasty car That's a nasty car it's a nascar Nascar - meme gifNascar - videoNascar - what is it?A car where 3/4 passengers are TRASH I am in NASCAR What does "Nascar" mean?A "sport" consisitng of a bunch of rednecks driving around in circles. Nascar is gay because it is for rednecks who think it is a sport. Nascar - what does it mean?Despite what Americans will tell you, it pales in comparison to Formula 1. Rough costs of F1 teams combined (in American dollars): Nascar - meaningRacing sport. To some, it's trash. To others, it's a way of life. Apparently, anyone with a passion for motorsports will know it's shit. Rednecks watch it and hoplessly support the sport. It has ruined Speedvision and turned it into Redneck TV, along with the occasional race where the racers turn RIGHT. TRASHCAR is soon to become the root of all evil. No longer can I see WRC events in the daytime due to this stupid excuse of a sport taking over Speedvision. Real racers turn right. Nascar - definitionA game in which rednecks compete to see who can drive a car around in a large oval over and over in the least amount of time. For some reason, this is supposed to be fun to watch. "Gawdayum it, don'tchoo make fun of that thar Nascar or I'll kick yur aiyss!" Nascar - slangNon Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks budwiesermullet fat chicks confederate flag pabst blue ribbon I was at the nascar race with cleetus and bubba pickin up some fat chicks and rockin with my mullet NascarNASCAR: NascarThe most underrated sport that receives so much unnecessary hate. Ignorant fucks who pee sitting down believe that Nascar is not a sport because it requires no physical strength and is as easy as turning left. these imbeciles are terribly wrong as drivers experience so much mental stress as well as physical exhaustion and experience a rush not present in any other sport; not mentioning that the drivers are fucking insane and have balls the size of Jupiter with each testicle weighing in at about 554554 megatons respectively. Racecars are no where near as similar as every poorly built street car and jackasses insist that any Nascar racecar is your typical Sunday beach cruiser. Yes the races can be extremely slow and boring but it is commonly found more amusing than 90 minutes of a scoreless soccer game or fishing. Nascar started in the blue collar South, thus dubbing every person associated with Nascar as an "inbred redneck". A hefty majority of the sport is definitely hickish, however, most of the drivers are studs who have hotter wives than any NFL player including a few who have college degrees. Stating that Nascar is not a sport is identical to stating that golf is not a sport based on the fact that your ignorant ass can't pick out the physical and mental demands present in both sports. Preston Teabag the Third: "nascar is so easy i bet anyone can do it" NascarIām taking you to watch nascar and split a beer with ya |
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