Definder - what does the word mean?

What is My Nuts?

When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.

"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."

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My Nuts - video


My Nuts - what is it?

A full throttle jerk-out of the male’s semen from the penis by the mouth, once the blowjob has reached the climax by ejaculation.

Fuckkkk, bitch keep suckin that dick cuz that nut boutta come out. Ahh shit, snatch my Nut!

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What does "My Nuts" mean?

Generally, it's a "fuck you" to whoever you say it to.
Told to a person who is hated.

"Next time I see him I'm gonna tell him to hold my nuts."

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My Nuts - what does it mean?

When everything just goes to hell.

After my car broke down, the tire went flat. Feels like I just fell on my nuts!

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My Nuts - meaning

When someone makes an aggressive move to take away your volition or control in an effort to make you feel powerless and weak.

Hey man, step on my nuts again and you will definitely wish you hadn’t.

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My Nuts - definition

Would u suck my dick for money

My nuts baby

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My Nuts - slang

Referring to when you bust a nut aka your sperm aka your kid

Yo Jaden is my nut

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My Nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.

Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.

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My Nuts

A metaphor comparing ejaculation to something that brings you enjoyment.

"Yo dude, wanna come rascal tipping?"
"Hell yeah! That's my nut, man!"

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My Nuts

When a some one is hounding you for any purpose, they are on ones nuts.

Why are you on my nuts so hard, man?

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