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What is Mud Run?
Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
Mud Run - video
Mud Run - what is it?
The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.
Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.
What does "Mud Run" mean?
When a person is taking a dump and a second person sits on the first person's lap effectively taking a dump between person number one's legs.
"Hey dude I gotta shit"
"Fuck off I am already grumpin"
"Bangladesh mud run mother fucka"
Mud Run - what does it mean?
When a man, gay or otherwise, has anal sex with at least 3 or 4 other men throughout the same day and night. Girls can be count as part of the mud run, but the one making the run is always a guy.
Guy 1: You guys wanna come over this weekend for a BBQ, some drinks and then maybe a mud run.
Guy 2: Ah, yeah, that could be fun. I've never done a mud run before.
Guy 1: You don't know what you're missing. You can even bring a couple of girls along, just not too many.
Mud Run - meaning
rubbing your bare butt on someone elses pillow, sheet, or blanket to leave poop trails.
Jeff got pissed off at Marcee and went mud running on her bed before dumping her ass.
Mud Run - definition
The walk of shame through a camping ground to empty your mud luggage (see definition) in the dump point.
Faye: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yes Faye?
Faye: The caravan toilet is full, you need to do a mud run.
Ken: Fuck!!
Mud Run - slang
When there isn't any toilet paper in the restroom you've just pooped in, and you have to make a dash with poop on your asshole to another one.
Corissa: Why are you out of breath, and, by Jove, what is that smell?!
Kevin: Sorry babe, I'm on a Mud Run.