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What is Morton?
A foul beast that is rumored to reside at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Urban legends dating back to the early 1970s claimed throwing camera tripods into the ocean could summon him.
Have you heard that creepy Morton story? I hear he got 3 photographers last summer...
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Morton - what is it?
A nuisance, a festuring disease or growth contagious and painful. A danger to society. A threat. A thing or creature of most disgusting traits. A being of absolute disgust. Has a serious hatred for women. Negative attitude all the time. Destroys anything in its path or possession. Unloveable human like mammal. Smelly demonic like animal with no manners or feelings.
Close your Windows and lock your doors there was a Morton spotted a few miles outside of town.
What does "Morton" mean?
When you're salty af
That round of trials got me Morton AF to.
Morton - what does it mean?
A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.
Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so weird
Morton - meaning
A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.
CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"
Morton - definition
another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.
this nigga is being straight morton right now
Morton - slang
A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.
Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.
Morton
A person with ginger hair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.
Look at that morton child.
Morton
A aphrodisiac from the South Pacific, reknown for it's rejuvenating qualities. Also slang for "love god"
"May really needs a bit of Morton inside her".
"I'd love a bit of that Morton"
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"She grabbed me on the morton"