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What is Mortadella?The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers". Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already Mortadella - meme gifMortadella - videoMortadella - what is it?Usually a white troz' who weighs no less than 235lbs, lives in close proximity to a fast food chain (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Harvey's, Pizza Hut), and is always one of the most active bitchez on the dance floor. The scientific reason for this hyperactivity is due to the fact that all the accumulated sugar stored in scarced accumulator pockets throughout their body, slowly gets released in their blood stream as they move their often stagnating bodies. "ehh bro, go ask that mortadella near the bar if she can cut us some slices off her thigh for our lunches tomorrow, i tink my mom didn't go grocery shopping yet" What does "Mortadella" mean?Fat bitches the size of school buses who hang out and dance in clubs thinking they have a chance of picking up a guy other than a black haitian who's into fat white bitches. "y0 man, check out that mortadella on stage, i think the floor joist beams'll bail out and make the floor collapse." Mortadella - what does it mean?derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser. "Guy's a fuckin' mortadella." |
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