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What is Morecambe?
A really rotten combination of Lancaster and Blackpool. Lancaster being full of snitchy and whiney chavs who think that they own your life and can tell you how to live and Blackpool being full of filthy crackheads and violent scum who regularly take drugs, live in a dumps and murder each other.
Morecambe, the town where Lancastrian chavs and Blackpudlian crackheads meet.
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Morecambe - what is it?
A place where you go to get shanked up or going to meet for a fight at Regent’s Park. Kinda looks like a landfill sight.
1- Ayo my g scrap me ye
2- Ye meet me at gizmos westend morecambe tomorrow at 12
1- Sound my guy, sound.
What does "Morecambe" mean?
I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)
Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"
Morecambe - what does it mean?
A shitty school. other students from other schools tend to ‘slag off’ this school due to the incredibly ‘smart’ and chavy students which attend morecambe high.
Bob: Mum can I join Morecambe high?
Mum: NO YOU CAN NOT YOUR GOING TO DROWN INSTEAD.
Morecambe - meaning
Lancashire seaside town, totally devoid of all features usually associated with seaside towns, such as amusement arcades, little shops selling tat, chip shops, hotels, beaches and, er, tourists. Apart from the occasional mass-drowning, nothing ever happens here.
Person 1: Shall we go to Morecambe?
Person 2: No, shall we stay here and eat our own feet instead?
Morecambe - definition
Where war veterans go to retire/hide. Big Masonic community.
Don't go to Morecambe without a gun.
Morecambe - slang
Morecambe,England is basically the crappiest town in England and believe me,England is full of them....(apart from maybe Lancaster...) its near Lancaster (doubling my MISERY) and basically its full of bed and breakfasts that the government use to house scoungers.Theres no components of a regular sea side town,and everything it had going for it closed down yonks ago.
Me- *pleads* Never go to Morecambe!
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"Lets to to Morecambe its miles better than Bradford"