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What is Mojave?
The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.
"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"
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Mojave - video
Mojave - what is it?
The hottest place on goddamn earth
Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside
What does "Mojave" mean?
When a large, sweaty, naked native american stands above you spreading their ass as you sit on the the ground "indian" style while they clench their ass cheeks on your head and stand up slowly, leaving a smelly, greasy, crusty mohawk behind.
I partied out in the desert and woke up with a Mojave Mohawk.
Mojave - what does it mean?
The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.
Mojave - meaning
Microsofts next generation operating system. Makes up for the failure of Vista.
Our productivity went up 300% once we upgraded to the new Windows Mojave.
Mojave - definition
home of the rutan brothers and is rumored to be a portal to hell
wow the rutans live in mojave but there is a lot of evil around this town
Mojave - slang
The act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: penis, muscles, tits, clitoris, etc.
Ex 1: God dam girl your making me real mojave right now.
Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.
Mojave
(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.
Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.
Mojave
A desert in the southwest United States, in parts of Nevada, California, Arizona, and Utah
NCR Trooper: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Mojave
A very dry yet loose pussy in need of lots of lube. Once lubed you can easily fit your whole hand inside. She will just lay there though on her back and say "best get the lube". She will lay there missionary with her quick sand tits and slug nipples sinking into them whilst you slip inside now safe in the knowledge that you ain't gonna get a sandpaper rash.
Best get the lube out im like the mojave again down there. You'll need to excavate my slug like nipples from my quick sand tits too