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What is Modern Warfare 3?
The new shitty game that Infinity Ward made. It will make you rage out of your freaking mind.
Boy 1 - "Yo do you think that IW will patch mw3 this time around?
Boy 2 - "Fuck he got me around that corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck call of duty modern warfare 3 imma go get skyrim
Modern Warfare 3 - video
Modern Warfare 3 - what is it?
Another installment to the lack-luster Call of Duty series followed by a legion of mindless fan boys who claim it is the best game in existence despite each new installment bringing next to nothing new to gameplay.
The game is literally alive only because of its multiplayer fandom.
It features what is typically seen with any Call of Duty game.
-A Lackluster Campaign with an incredibly dull story seen in many video games before. The series is seen to some as a rip off of most of the Tom Clancy Adaptations.
-Online Multiplayer broken by a series of easily fixable mechanics ranging from an unbalanced sandbox to incredibly skill-less tactics such as "No Scoping" and "Drop Shotting."
Fanboy: "Dude, I just got Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 and I'm going to jizz all over myself for nothing new and broken!"
Intelligent Gamer: "Ok, have fun with that. Oh, and leave my XBL party before you begin complaining and raging like you have with the last two games."
What does "Modern Warfare 3" mean?
A game that every body anticipates to suck because it is the same thing. Though there are new weapons, new game-types, a fun campaign, and a new survival mode which creates a new fun set of skills for players to achieve. While the graphics may be the same as MW2, it is a sequel to it anyways. Many people did not care when COD4 and MW2 were the same...
Random person: dude Modern warfare 3 is gonna be so unrealistic and stupid, in a week you will hate it.
Me: its a game its not real anyways so why should it matter?
Modern Warfare 3 - what does it mean?
What will likely become the greatest piece of entertainment known to mankind... until the next Call of Duty game comes out.
Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play some Black Ops?
Gamer 2: I can't broski, I'm waiting outside of GameStop for the Modern Warfare 3 release.
Gamer 1: That doesn't come out for two months.
Gamer 2: I know.
Modern Warfare 3 - meaning
The third in the popular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series of video games. Developed by Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games, and published by Activision. Despite criticisms of being extremely similar to Modern Warfare 2, very low metacritic user scores, and Bobby Kotick's greedy business practices, the game sold over 6.5 million copies on launch day, breaking the previous record held by Modern Warfare 2.
19-year-old who works at a gas station: Bobby KoDick is such a jew and mw3 sucks my cawk. Tr00 Br0s play bf3.
Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?
19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.
Modern Warfare 3 - definition
The end to all girlfriends as we know it.
Dude are you getting Modern Warfare 3 when it comes out?
YES!!! Im gonna have to break up with my girlfriend when it does.
Modern Warfare 3 - slang
The third installment of the 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare' video game series. The game focuses on douche-baggy magical warfare tactics that only make sense when you don't think about it.
Douche-bag 1: Hey brah, let's go play some Modern Warfare 3!
Douche-bag 2: Yeah man! It's so realistic!
anyone with a brain: Fuck you guys.
Modern Warfare 3
Modern Warfare 3 is the next game in the "popular" Call of Duty series. It is damn near identical to previous installments excluding new maps (which they'll make you pay for in due time).
Person 1: Hey, are you getting MW3? It's gonna be great!
Person 2: MW3? Oh, you mean that unreleased COD4 map pack...
Person 1: Shut up you hater!!!
Here's what will happen to those that purchase it
First week: Wow! Infinity ward have really outdone themselves, this is amazing! Modern Warfare 3 for the win!!!
After a month: So many noobs keep using the (insert overpowered gun name) it's pissing me off...
A short while later: Survival mode is the only good thing in this game...
A bit after that: This game sucks! Who would play this crap!?!?!?
When the next game comes out: Hey, this is actually pretty good!
And so the cycle of pathetic games continues
Modern Warfare 3
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you're like "oh man, I'm going to have to suck this thing". You brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "well, at least I got that out of the way". However, the giant cock rears its ugly head, and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this cock is penetrating your grey matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor functions. Then, the giant cock slaps you across the cheek and knocks you out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.
That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.
Gamer 1: hey have you seen the new Modern warfare 3? it looks sick!
Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.
Gamer 1: Preordered!
Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.
Modern Warfare 3
Imagine Modern Warfare 2 but with a 3 crayoned over the 2.
Modern Warfare 3 is going to be Modern Warfare 2 but with higher detailed dust and a complete set of new floating newspapers, boy I can't wait!