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What is Minecraft?
A kick ass game that is being built slowly. The creator is notch, and he programs the game.
Person1: Hey.
Person2: Shut the fuck up! I'm playing Minecraft!
Minecraft - meme gif
Minecraft - video
Minecraft - what is it?
A game that’s better than roblox
And it’s addictive
Mom: Tim stop playing that game we need to go to the mall
Kid ignores mom and keeps on playing
Mom: STOP PLAYING
Kid: but it’s Minecraft why don’t you play
Mom plays and becomes addictive
Mom: wow I’m stopping my drugs this is better
Kid: you take drugs?
What does "Minecraft" mean?
A game full of cubes! You can either be creative (d1), basic survival (d2) or even play online games with others! (d3)
D1
Creative mode
Do anything you want! Creative mode lets you Do anything you want! Flying,infinity blocks and get access to secret blocks/items! Be creative
D2
Survival mode
Survive! The final goal is to survive! Mining, going to nether, beat the wither, going to the end, defeating the ender dragon...Even making your own food supply! Don’t forget your shelter
D3
Servers
Hypixel! Mineplex! Public servers that let you play their mini games! Have fun!
Minecraft is indeed a very fun game
Minecraft - what does it mean?
Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.
A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-
B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.
Minecraft - meaning
A virtual drug that will probably take over your childhood and teenage years.
Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...
Minecraft - definition
Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here
Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft
Minecraft - slang
The act of hitting someone with a pickaxe.
"Why is he in the hospital?!"
"I heard someone minecrafted him."
Minecraft
An amazing game that allows your creativity to run wild, and allows you to build anything you would like. There's endless possibilities.
Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.
Minecraft
What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)
Minecraft
Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game
Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?