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What is Mike Pence?Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED! Mike Pence - videoMike Pence - what is it?A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus. Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence! What does "Mike Pence" mean?Mike Pence 1. Mike Pence - what does it mean?(verb) To make someone feel like they shouldn't be left alone with you in a room. Damn girl, you're Mike Pence-ing me hard right now! Mike Pence - meaningA homosexual slang for a boring penis. I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead. Mike Pence - definitionA form of sodomy. But instead of finishing in your gay partner's butthole you pull out and wedge your Pence between their buttcheeks and bun fuck them until you come on their back. Also called a chill cheese dog between two buns. I can't believe he Mike Penced me. Now I have Mike on my back that I can't reach. I need to take a shower. Mike Pence - slangA closeted homosexual that canβt except the fact that he is gay. So instead of never coming out, he just electrocutes others into being βstraightβ. Heβs also Vice President next to Jackass president Donald Trump. (Donald used to be a Democrat.) I used to be gay, but ever since Iβve been Mike Pencedβ. I am now happily married to my wife, Cheryl. Who I will cheat on 2 years later with a hunky, foreign male model. Because gay conversion therapy has never worked. Mike PenceThe flies flew to Mike Pence Mike Pence1. The current vice president of the United States Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me? Mike PenceThat long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism. *Exists bathroom* |
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