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What is Midwestern?Khakis, shirt, and tie, but no jacket. It's what guys from the Midwest think is "dressing up," but fail to realize they look like Mormons. Dude, Austin's going with the Midwestern Tuxedo tonight. Classic Austin. Midwestern - meme gifMidwestern - videoMidwestern - what is it?A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns. Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff. What does "Midwestern" mean?The Midwestern special is when you marry your high school sweetheart from the small Midwestern town you grew up in, only for the relationship to dimish more and more over time until it ends in a divorce. Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey? Midwestern - what does it mean?When you crack an egg into your vehicles radiator to temporarily stop coolant leaks. Your radiator is leaking coolant. I suggest you order the Midwestern Souffle to hold you over until the next pit stop. Midwestern - meaningA cultural phenomenon wherein a group of Midwesterners, after gathering for an event, like say a meal at restaurant, spend nearly as much time in the establishment's parking lot as they did sharing the meal saying their goodbyes. News tidbits not discussed previously are shared, plans for future gatherings are made, things are borrowed, given, and returned. After the conversation, the group moves to a round of hugs, and not infrequently, impromptu plans are made on the spot to meet at one of the guest's homes to continue the gathering, after which the cycle repeats. "Honey, I thought you said you'd be home by dark and now it's 11pm!?" Midwestern - definitionMidwestern Marx (MWM) is a based collective of Marxists who analyze modern societal problems such as imperialism through a Marxist Lens. There founders Carlos Garrido and Eddie Liger are both extremely attract and intelligent. In 2021 MWM added full time Carpenter and Marxist Theorist Noah Khrachvik to their ranks and became even more based. Because the MWM collective is so often they are often attacked and derided by jealous libertarians, sadistic liberals, and pro-NATO "leftists." Editors from MWM have been doxxed multiple times by those who get upset by the truth, yet they continue to spit facts in the face of adversity. Website editor Eddie Liger has had Seven tik tok accounts deleted after amassing 375,000 followers on one and over 200,000 on another. Girl: Yo have you seen Midwestern Marx? Midwestern - slangPeople in the "heartland" area of America who are known for their cultural isolation and close-mindedness. Though they are a hard-working and sharp-minded folk, they have the tendency to look down upon you and derive pleasure from making you feel inadequate and stupid when you have essentially done nothing wrong, but rather merely spoken or acted in a way that is outside their limited, and to an extent ignorant, cultural understanding of the world. Confident and arrogant in their efficient way of life, they shudder when confronted with considerable or subversive cultural elements from outside their known world, and often reject them for the threat they pose to their identity and sense of empowerment. Have you ever been to Chicago and spoken to Midwesterners? A lot of them are more shockingly ignorant than they may ever realize. MidwesternMidwesterners: Midwesterners find mugs with kittens on them charming instead of tacky. MidwesternPeople from the midwest. Incorrectly stereotyped as: East Coaster: You midwesterners are stupid hicks, fuck-bag. Midwesternconsidered a different breed on the west coast. the good: they're nice outgoing people with morals. the bad: they'r nice outgoing people with morals. rob is quirky and yippyskippy because he is midwestern. |
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