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What is Meteorologist?
An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.
Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
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Meteorologist - video
Meteorologist - what is it?
A person who does not have any background in meteorology but still says certain things are going to happen, normally from the comfort of home with an installed radar on their PC or phone and never uses actual weather models to make predictions.
Jeff keeps saying the storm will die out before it hits us, he's really being an armchair meteorologist.
What does "Meteorologist" mean?
A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off
Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist
Meteorologist - what does it mean?
Nothing even related to the badasses in the movie "Twister".
"Goddammit, being an actual meteorologist sucks!"
Meteorologist - meaning
The meteorologist said there would be 3 inches of snow. We got 36 inches.
Meteorologist - definition
one of the few professions where you can be horrible wrong and still be able to keep your job...they usually make good side money from supermarkets and hardware stores by broadcasting phony weather alerts causing people to stampede aisles in search of a myriad of things they will never use in this lifetime...often blame their obscenely obvious mistakes on the unpredictabilty of a fictional character named "Mother Nature"
- "What did you say you do again?"
- "I'm a meteorologist."
- "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?"
- "Not quite. Basically I get paid to be wrong and suck
at my job."
- "No way dude! You're the fucking President?"
Meteorologist - slang
One who studies the activity of weather
my cousin is a meteorologist
Meteorologist
A person who gets paid to guess what the weather will be on a daily and weekly basis.
It's raining, but the meteorologist said it would be sunny and 75 for the fourth day in a row.
Meteorologist
(n.) a sensationalist in scientist's clothing with a propensity for being incorrect while looking good on camera.
See also: snake oil salesman.
The meteorologist on television told me to prepare for the storm of the century, so like a dutiful follower I stocked up on foodstuffs and necessities. Alas, it was just a thunderstorm.
Damn, meteorologists seem to have less scientific backing than fortune tellers! I cannot believe I cancelled my weekend plans because of their forecast!
Meteorologist
Ologist: Latin for one who studies
Meteor: Greek for being wrong 73% of the time
The meteorologist is allowed to be wrong, but if I'm wrong 73% of the time I get fired.