Merthyr Tydfil FC is the best club in wales and england. With winning the FA cup 14 times overtaking Arsenal and have won the Champions League 4 times and Europa League once.
A town found in the South of Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town in country.
Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town
A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyrdefence - wasn't nailed down, was it?