What is Mehlman?

Noun: a plug of excrement and semen ejected from the male anus, generally about 4-6 hours after vigorous anal intercourse. See santorum.

I had a huge mehlman the day after Pastor Ted reamed the hell out of me.

Mehlman - meme gif

An ultra cool, super attractive gentleman who can do no wrong.

Ross sure is quite a Mehlman. He is so dreamy and helps poor people all the time.