Definder - what does the word mean?

What is McStandard?

The standard order at McDonalds consisting of the only items that do not suck, A Quarter Pounder
Large fries and Sprite.

Went through the Drive through and submitted my order for the McStandard.

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McStandard - video


McStandard - what is it?

A nouvelle variation on the word ‘standard’ which provides greater verbal flexibility as its triple consonant composition allows the insertion of a word or expletive of the user’s choice. Particularly applicable to the use of the word 'standard' whilst within the confines of a McDonald's. McStandard can also provide colloquial comfort to users of the ordinary word ‘standard’ in the far uncivilised north, that is the land of the Scots.

'Alright mate?'
'McStandard mate! Mc-fucking-standard!'

'How's yo fillet-o-fish cuz?'
'McStandard.'

'AYE! Brucie Maclean! Ye goan te Glasge tinut?
'McStandard yer bonnie lassie!'

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