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What is Mazdaspeed?
rusty piece of shit usually driven by chonk. it is not cool, it will make your peepee shrink. Usually found outside your local bed bath and beyond. it will still smell shitty even with 10 black ice hanging from the mirror.
"look at that gross mazdaspeed 6 outside of bed bath and beyond!"
"i know man his peepee must have shrunk, poor guy"
Mazdaspeed - meme gif
Mazdaspeed - video
Mazdaspeed - what is it?
A true mans car. Only a man who is strong enough to lift mountains and intelligent enough to solve all disputes shall drive this car.
Damn that guy drives a Mazdaspeed 6 he’s truly amazing!
What does "Mazdaspeed" mean?
1. Sports compact made by Mazda goes 0-60 in 5.5 seconds
2. Owns 350zs, Mustang GTs, and ricers all day every day. Not bad for a FWD car.
3. Accomplishes all of this while maintaining a sleeper look.
Ricer: Hey look at that guy's Mazdaspeed 3 those cars are soo gay.
MS3 Driver: Wanna race?
Ricer: I'll smoke your gay ass piece of shit with my civic!!
**ricer loses by 10 cars**
Ricer: I wasn't hooking right.
MS3 Driver: Whatever. Get a better car.
Mazdaspeed - what does it mean?
The Suped up Version of normal Mazda Cars, Consisting of Models such as the MazdaSpeed6, MazdaSpeed3, MazdaSpeedMiata, The MazdaSpeed6 and 3, Both have Turbos and upgrades like bigger wheels and engine mods, suspension and chaises mods. The Mazda 6 is aimed at elders that wish to not be associated with cars like the STI that scream hey look at me im young and have a fast loud car that attracts police. The mazdaspeed6 and 3 are known for their smooth gearboxes.
Yo dude you try out the Mazdaspeed 3's stick, naw man the test car wasnt a frickin speed, the guy said they don't let people test a speed unless they're serous about buyin one.