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What is Mayhem?
1. Probably the shittiest excuse for black metal ever. The likes of mayhem caused me to believe black metal was shitty for most of my life until I found out of some real black metal bands like Vinteriket, Arcturus and Darkspace.
Mayhem atracts idiot rampant teens who give black metal a bad name and let people think that black metal is about occultness and satanism or something.
The beautiful side of Mayhem is however that it murders itself out. Session member Varg Vikernes killed lead guitarist Euronimous and the lead vocallist Dead didn't feel like letting anyone take effort to it so he killed himself.
2. Good quality grannyporn.
3. The opposite of good black metal.
1. 'I listen Mayhem, therefore, I'm an uber poser and an idiot who actually things Mayhem is cool while in reality I'm laughed upon by people who are deeper into the black metal scene.'
2. I don't think I'm allowed to give an example of this.
3. Good(Mature) black metal albums:
Arcturus - Aspera Hiems Symfonia
Vinterriket - Der Letzte Winter
Darkspace - Dark Space I
The Kovenant - Nexus Polaris
Summoning - Minas Morgul
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Mayhem - video
Mayhem - what is it?
Great head. A girl that's know how to suck a dick
Damn son she just gave me head and that shit was Mayhem
What does "Mayhem" mean?
a fun, wonderful and colorful band that had a very good time stabbing the fuck out of each other. Any of their wonderful and creative albums is a must hear for all families. This is an excerpt from their jolly new album, named Kill Your Family In Your Sleep.
"VON DUESSEN BAN CRUEEEY KILL KILL KILL KILL STAB STAB RAPE YES BON SIGRMUND I KILLED BON SCOTT VON BOOCHLEEN"
I had a good old fun time listening to that fun album, and I let loose and DANCED A LITTLE! oh, what fun. Then the headbanger potheads at the party all invited me to their meeting in the dark alley and then I must have been tired because I fell asleep. DUNDUNDUN
Mayhem - what does it mean?
The act of being banned by a Semi-Admin for breaking rules on a game server.
When a Semi- Admin login's in secretly and BANS a repeat rules breaker with no warning.
Player: I was switching teams to be on my friends and I got Mayhem'ed from the server.
I found a map glitch and camped it and got Mayhem'ed.
I like spamming my ubber voice pack in game and got Mayhem'ed from the server again.
I troll the forum and start crap and got Mayhem'ed from the forum again.
Mayhem - meaning
Rachel: guys what's mayhem?
Amanda: shut up rachel. #mayhem #ronswanson
Mayhem - definition
Delightfully insane mischief with the intent to have and epically amazing time.
That party was fucking mayhem!
Mayhem - slang
A magazine dedicated to all things mayhem, from Riots to Cosplay to Heavy Metal and everything in between. Mayhemmagazine.net
Between love and hate lies Mayhem.
Mayhem
The band of Euronymous, the great black metal spokesman who convinced the likes of Emperor and Immortal to be teh KVLT black metal they are instead of Death Metal, without Euronymous you wouldn't have the first wave of Norwegian black metal. Also the band was great for the first bit then Euronymous got juked and they kind of went downhill from there. Unfortunately criticized for being popular which in the black metal world seems to equal fail, this is wrong.
Guy 1 "Mayhem kicks ass, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas is epic win!"
Guy 2 "No they don't, teh r totl posrs!!11!!!!! Blashenehredgehrs is troo kvlt black metulZ!!!!
Guy3 " Actually, no guy 2 you are wrong."
Mayhem
Apparently, it's Dean Winters causing damage to everyone's car and making you wait 97 minutes on hold while trying to reach your insurance company, and yet it's impossible to hate this guy.
Get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
Mayhem
Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.
"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"