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What is Matt Cooke?
An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?
Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos?
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.
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Matt Cooke - what is it?
Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.
What does "Matt Cooke" mean?
The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.
Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.
Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career
And this is any different than normal how...