Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Math?

What the universe can be broken down to at its basest form. One of the most frustrating topics EVER, but when one is able to grasp its complexities, can see the inner workings of nearly EVERYTHING.

Math is friggin' tough, but we all wish we had the ability to see it like John Nash.

👍1135 👎475


Math - meme gif

Math meme gif

Math - video


Math - what is it?

1) A source of common teenage suicide. Mostly defined as an area of academic study- but is known to cause mental health problems such as hallucinations, dizziness, and minor cases of concussion (usually from banging your head on a desk) Many retired drill sargeants and arabian assasins take up professions as math teachers to let their steam out on innocent, unfortunate students that had come to actually learn a valuable life skill. Children- avoid math at all costs (!!)
2) A system of numbers and variables believed to be useful in everyday life

1) I had come to math class ony to find that my A+ average has been ruined by a fuckin' test with graphing inequalities... what fuckin' bitch said that
X+3X-2Y<8XY ??? SCREW MATH!!!
2) When I majored in math- i thought i had done a great thing, but it turns out my head is endlessly cluttered with meaningless numbers and symbols (!!!)

👍3519 👎1441


What does "Math" mean?

Really confusing shit that makes no sense to the average person(dumb ass) but is essential if you don't want to live under a bridge.

Person(dumbass) one: "I failed my math test"
Person(dumbass) two: "it's ok I did to"
Smart person(fucking rarer than a rare Pokemon): "Comon guys DeltaV is not hard to do"

👍227 👎69


Math - what does it mean?

1. Something only smart kids know and no one else can understand and just copy of the smart kid.
2. Something that will be banned if I become president. Vote 1Trump' 'Dog
3. Code when in a maths class for meth
4. The test that you give the smart kids name on your own and claim his test

Girl: Have you got the extra math
Teacher: Yes have double homework

Trump: I have finally executed all Mexican Maths teachers

👍85 👎23


Math - meaning

Phone number

You know the happenings, homies just yappin' and
Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again
You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change

At my man's wake, she said the eulogy
After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly
Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math
Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's
Nas I Am

👍155 👎41


Math - definition

Torture in school. The sister to science. The worst and hardest subject. Science is below it.

Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?

Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...

Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

👍433 👎123


Math - slang

I think you meant meth because it is so yummy and taste good bois

Math were on it

👍283 👎79


Math

The worst subject ever

Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful

👍709 👎187


Math

"Everyone's favorite subject"

- Baldi

Baldi's basics is actually way more mathematical than one is led to think: unless you develop some sick strategy to collect the notebooks, you're doomed. Those baby math questions in notebooks are there just to show you how lame a math teacher Baldi really is.

👍305 👎77


Math

Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.

A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

👍7101 👎441