What is Marv's?

To give or received multiple bites on the back in the tradition of Marv Albert. Extra points are given when bad toupee is worn and or the phase 'WITH AUTHORITY' is used.

oh man that chick was sooo crazy she Marved me.

Woah that girl is so hot i would love to Marve her...WITH AUTHORITY

You just got Marved

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Marv's - what is it?

The state which follows excessive alcohol consumption, sleep deprivation and minimal food and drink. So-called as it incorporates the word 'starved,' and references popular 90's film 'Home Alone;'
Derivative of the character 'Marv,' - (one of the antagonists of the film) whose physical appearance steadily deteriorates throughout the course of the film when he falls into booby traps and suffers excessive physical trauma.
Similarities between one's physical appearance following drunkeness, and 'Home Alone' character 'Marv' include sunken eyes, messy hair, rugged beard and in some cases redness around the face. Also a definitive variation of the word 'hanging' (the condition whilst currently suffering a 'hangover')

He got obliterated last night and now he's absolutely marved.

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What does "Marv's" mean?

Fuckin nerd that’s what. Eats bark and shit. L bozo

Marv has 50 points in dominoes.

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Marv's - what does it mean?

Marv (n.): the ultimate insult. Someone who acts with no uniqueness in an annoyingly docile way, and shows an alarming amount of aggravating kindness. Their every action is predictable because they haven't had an original thought in their entire life. Nothing would be different if they didn't exist. This is reminiscent of an overly friendly neighbor so lame that you'd rather eat your own family than listen to them speak. Think Flanders from Simpsons. Always ducking out of having fun and being a wet blanket.

Dave- " Kaitlyn goes home every weekend and never comes out and drinks with us.
Steve- " oh my god she is such a marv"

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Marv's - meaning

Any sketchy creapy guy standing alone in public areas can be classified as a Marv.
There is a slight possiblity that he works at Kenmore and repairs refridgerators.

"IT'S MARV" T_T
phone call:
marv : lets hang out
other: eww why?
marv: because marv gets lonely and has to do his job
other: no
marv : what the... bitch.

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Marv's - definition

He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He will genuinely care about you and trust you if you give him a good reason to. He is very cute and manly. He's a guy who can be sweet and caring but will fuck up your day if you cross him.

Get a guy like him who can do both ♡