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What is Martyn?
A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!
He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!
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Martyn - what is it?
Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.
I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury
What does "Martyn" mean?
The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.
Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights
Martyn - what does it mean?
A corpulent loser who thinks he is good but really isn’t. He thinks he is good at teaching but actually makes you dumber! An all around loser.
Guy 1: Ya know that fat maths teacher guy?
Guy 2: Yeah his sucky learning intention never teaches me anything.
Guy 1: Ughhh his looks so ugly too! What’s his name?
Guy 2: Martyn.
Martyn - meaning
An overweight homosexual male from the north-east of england. Often found with greasy hair and bad in bed.
guy1: Dude he was shit in bed
guy2: He's such a martyn
Martyn - definition
A pale milky ginger kid who thinks he's better than anyone else.
He thinks he's funny when he's not and has an underlying anger problem, thinks people like him when they don't and has has been known to grunt.
That fuckin kid did my head in, I nearly nutted the cunt.
" yeah he was a proper martyn".
Martyn - slang
A good guy that has his heart in the right place but unfortunately clueless in how to please a women. Gives lots of effort. Wouldn't be suprised that when he does sleep with girls they fake it.
Bless him, he was a martyn. its nice that he tried though.
Martyn
The most kindest guy you will ever meet. He has blonde hair and is gay but he's proud of it. He is always there to help you and will look out for you. He's funny and never at all mean Martyn will always be there for you.
"I'm so upset!"
"Aww, don't worry! Martyn will cheer you up!"
"You're right! I love Martyn!"
Martyn
Martyn is an adorable Irish boy. He's super flirty and funny, and he also really enjoys music. He always knows how to make people smile and he blames Pete Wentz.
MARTYN IS PERF
Martyn
A pro at going down on women. best oral sex you will ever receive.
omg i had a multiple orgasm, you are such a martyn.