Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Maltby?

The bin in which Nogtard's bog was dumped by the Rogue Maltbyite. When the bog was discovered by Monk and Mick the dumpster stank to high heaven because of Nogtard's disgusting shits.

Monk: Are we going to get Nogtard's Bog out of the Maltby Dumpster?

Mick: Yes we have to. The Rogue Maltbyite must be beaten. We'll put it back on the Maltby Lorry with a new sign attached to it.

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Maltby - video


Maltby - what is it?

A place two streets down where Pork Scotch's cones are hidden from him. This lorry never seems to move and neither does the stolen cone.

PORK SCOTCH: Where's my cone? I bet a bloody nigger's stolen it. Wait. What's that on the back of the Maltby Lorry? It's my cone! Who put it there?

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What does "Maltby" mean?

Formerly Known as, Nogtard's Bog. The bog that belonged to Nogtard until it was put on the Maltby Lorry aside the Pork Scotch Cone. A day after the bog claimed residency of the lorry, a packet of ginger found its way into the bog. mmm, ginger.

Nogtard: Nickin me bog then?

Dad: It belongs to the heroes now. It's called the Maltby Bog.

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Maltby - what does it mean?

The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.

Flobule: Look Dad, the cone's still there! Why don't they take it out?

Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.

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Maltby - meaning

A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.

Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?

He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.

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Maltby - definition

When an individual is removed from an online thread simply by staring up a new thread without said person. First known application: Facebook.

"Why isn't Bruce on this thread anymore?"

"Oh, he started sending creeptastic private messages to people, so he got Maltbied."

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Maltby - slang

a village full of drugies, scrubbers and gypos it is a compleate dive

maltby? what a shit hole

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Maltby

the smallest of small towns, known for the "maltby cafe" which is really just a cafe thats over filled with families trying to get something other than the cheap crap they get at the biggest store (Albersons). the only 2 schools in it are the elementary school, Maltby Elementary, and Hidden River Middle School, you actually have to drive down to Monroe to get to the only high school in the district. Monroe High. Of course we have like 3 gas stations and we have subway and McDondolds. but to actually shop you have to go to woodenville, and the closest mall is in either Seattle or Lynnwood.

I used to live in this tiny town and would argue to my dad because he said its not really a town. but it is. Maltby is deffinately a town

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Maltby

definition can be found at: www.goatse.cx

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Maltby

A small town inbetween Rotherham and Tickhill. It is an absolute shithole full of chavs and druggies and has nothing of value.

Saw about 10 crackheads in a corner driving through Maltby the other day.

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