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What is Major Tom's?the act of one male friend giving another male friend a hand job when he is unable to achieve orgasm otherwise. "My wife couldn't get Rob off, so I showed her how it's done and gave him a Major Tom." Major Tom's - videoMajor Tom's - what is it?An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts: Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique? What does "Major Tom's" mean?The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it. Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom Major Tom's - what does it mean?major tom is a heroin addict that guy is a major tom Major Tom's - meaningAn auto-erotic asphyxiation technique using only gravity. "Man I tried a Major Tom last night and it was incredible, but my mom walked in on me covered in my space juices and she might disown me now" Major Tom's - definitionA masturbation technique where you squat before you finish and start hyperventilating. As you finish jump up like a rocket and breath out. This will cause you to enter a transcendental state where you feel like you are floating in space as you orgasm. If one will attempt this, ensure there is a soft place to land on. My friend tried the Major Tom, and he says he will never be able to orgasm normally again. Major Tom's - slangA person who cannot hear you, no matter how many times you repeat their name. The term is derived from the song Space Oddity. Person 1: "Can you hear me Major Tom?" Major Tom'sIt is a way to masterbate where you jack off normally, but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle." I performed a Major Tom last night. I still have not left my room. I don't know what to say to my mom. Major Tom'sA fictional astronaut in David Bowie's lyrics. Also, as a metaphor: altered state of consciousness (with or without drugs), people in such state, who lose a sense of reality (have no ground control). My mama said to get things done you'd better not mess with Major Tom (Ashes to Ashes by D.Bowie). Major Tom'sIt's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity. Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun. |
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