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What is Maddux?
Whereupon hearing one anecdote or stat about Greg Maddux, one starts to reread everything about Greg Maddux.
Immediately upon reading of the time Maddux threw to a blindfolded catcher, Mark fell down a Maddux Hole, checking to see how many years his batting average was higher than his ERA.
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Maddux - what is it?
Gregory Alan Maddux "Mad Dog"
12-time Golden Glove Winner
4 Time Cy Young Winner
Current Cubs pitcher, often debatedly called the best active pitcher in Major League Baseball. (Roger Clemens Pedro Martinez and Randy Johnson are usually the subjects of debate alongside Maddux)
Although some of his stats like strike outs are considerably lower than Roger Clemens and Randy Johnson, and he cannot throw a ball nearly as hard, his consistancy and accuracy are a force to be reckoned with. He studies hitters and understands how they hit and can manage to usually completely accurately think out where the ball will go before it even leaves the bat.
Greg Maddux is often undderated due to people misunderstanding that faster pitching means better pitching. Media and public attention usually go to Roger Clemens, but many people recently have started warming up to the fact that Greg Maddux, "The Professor", could be the best active pitcher in major league baseball, perhaps even of our lifetimes.
"Greg Maddux could throw a baseball through a lifesaver."
What does "Maddux" mean?
People exceptionally and perpetually pissed off that everyone spells their name with an 'o' instead of a 'u'.
That maddux is su focking pissed uff that he cuold eat a baby.
Maddux - what does it mean?
an ignorant little bitch who doesn’t appreciate girls who fall in love with him
he pulled a maddux
Maddux - meaning
I dumb fat ass cock sucker that has a dick the size of a pea
Maddux has small cock
Maddux - definition
Very sexy and hot and has a big penis you can usually find him having sex with five girls at the same time
Maddux the big dick boy
Maddux - slang
The best thing about him is his hair
I like Maddux's Hair!
Maddux
Son of maddoc
A very nice cool athletic handsome fun guy that has a lot of friends and a cool family love sports
Girl: Maddux is so hot
Boy: Maddux is so cool I wish I was his friend
Maddux
The best man in the world. He is in the jock group, but he is nicer, and sweeter. He is one of the most popular guys in school, but is still very modest. He doesn't fall for the hot, popular, rich girls like the other guys in his squad; he falls for the cute, shy, unnoticed girls. He isn't as hot as his friends, he is more cute. A Maddux cares about everyone and their feelings. He is very athletic, typically playing sports at recess. In his free time, he hangs out with his friends. Any girl is lucky to get themselves a Maddux. He will take very good care of you, and will never betray you. A Maddux is loyal, smart, and awkward (in a good way).
Please notice me, Senpai. I love you, Maddux. <333
Girl 1: Did you see that guy? He is soooo cute
Girl 2: He's definitely a Maddux
Girl 1: Let's go talk to him
Maddux
A some what popular dude, who gets pissed off when ppl spell his name with an I or a. Not the tallest dude around, but doesn't mind when ppl say it. Likes sports, and you can find him at a basketball or baseball game. Loves calm colors especially like a purple or blue, and can sometimes act cool, but be a bit cringey. Normally flirts with lots of girls
Who's that flirting with Jessica over their?
He's probably a Maddux