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What is MP's?
Acronym for "Multiple Pops." When a prostitute allows multiple ejaculations for one fee. Same as MSOG.
$300/hr w/MP
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MP's - video
MP's - what is it?
An initialism of the words Mega Piss Skill.
Often used in reference to ones ability to cause destruction to toilet cubicles, by means of mass-urination across all surfaces.
This behavioural act is most-often undertaken by frustrated commuters on packed trains, and renders the toilet cubical unusable by others. By creating inconvenience and raising misery to fellow travellers, this (relatively speaking), causes a reduction in their own misery, and makes them (effectively) happier. This form of relativity was never published by Einstein, but most likely, was at the forefront of his theories and was the catalyst for his greatest thoughts.
Adverse effects may be encountered when, after participating in MPS, you find yourself in a position where you need to re-use the toilet, being forced to stand in pools of your own piss.
Veteran MPS users may hone their skills to almost god-like levels, and undertake advanced techniques such as urinating only upon the toilet-roll. Unsuspecting subsequent users of the toilet will, on initial inspection, consider the cubical clean and will proceed to engage in defecation. Only on completing this act and requiring to wipe faeces residue from their crack, will they find the toilet-paper unusable.
Ted: "Holy crap, I need MPS"
5mins later…..
Ted: "I destroyed the toilet"
Petey: "Holy shit. MPS, man!"
30mins later……..
Petey: " Fuck, I need a piss, but Ted ruined the toilet with his MPS"
What does "MP's" mean?
Military Police. A branch in the US Army, but usually used to describe the soldiers of that same branch. They are tasked with a dual mission: In garrison, they act in a law and order capacity, performing guard duties as well as Community Law Enforcement (CLE). In their wartime mission, they engage in MSR recon, MSR security (aka. combat patrols - seek and destroy enemies/IEDs along Main Supply Routes,) and convoy security.
The MPs are never around when I need one, and always around when I don't!
MP's - what does it mean?
Stands for Magical Penis Syndrome.
When an aesthetic man fucks like a greek god.
A Girl would say, '"I fucked an aesthetic guy last week with MPS! I'm going to be horny all week now."
MP's - meaning
Micro penis; joking appellation to refer to or call on a male who has a micro-penis.
You're such an mp Kevin.
Tristan, you're the one and only mp in here.
Haha Miguel, you flopped; you're such an mp.
Hello mp.
MP's - definition
alternate name for mana, called magic points or mana points in video games.
I've run out of MP!'
MP's - slang
A certain purity test asks : Spent the night with a MPS?
MP's
"MP" is an abbreviation used in texting which is short for "My Pleasure". Normally used when someone thanks you for something you would respond MP, or mp instead of writing out both words. Time saving.
Example: Thank you for posting my flyer. You: "MP".
MP's
Military Police. Used in military complexes or installations founded by the army. Often seen standing at doors that require personal identification / guarding.
Those MP's sure are grumpy!
MP's
Member of Parliament (british term)
Tony Blair reluctantly bowed to the demands of the chancellor and rebel MPs by promising to step down within 12 months.