Definder - what does the word mean?

What is MMS?

Morning Make-up Syndrome: waking up next to a female who looks fugly without her make-up on. OR a female who wears too much make-up and looks falsely hot and looks fugly when the make-up comes off.

i was gonna t-bag this ho, but her MMS unstiffed me.

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MMS - meme gif

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MMS - video


MMS - what is it?

Supposed to stand for โ€œMiracle Mineral Solutionโ€ in which the founder, Jim Humble, claims to cure Cancer, Aids, and, I kid you not, autism. He has successfully gotten many parents to force their children to take this โ€œmiracle supplementโ€ in hopes of making their child immune to every disease in the world. However, what most of these brainwashed parents donโ€™t know is that MMS is actually BLEACH. Thatโ€™s right, what they claim is actually sodium chlorite, which, if consumed enough, CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU INSTEAD! In fact, there has been far more evidence of MMS actually causing deaths than curing Cancer, Aids, and autism like it was claimed to do. And also autism cannot be cured, it is a developmental difference in the brain, and the fact that people force autistic children to take MMS in order to be โ€œcuredโ€ shows that many people are too ignorant and bigoted to just accept their child for who they are and actually love them as human beings instead of forcing them to drink bleach.

Recently, there have been many advocates who reached out to YouTube to delete videos supporting MMS in which they ended up deleting most of these videos and banning the people who posted them. Remember, MMS is dangerous and not everything you read or watch on the internet is true. Just because some persuasive man claims something with emotion and confidence doesnโ€™t mean itโ€™s true.

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What does "MMS" mean?

An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome."
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.

Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.

-"did that creepy man just honk at you?"
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"

-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.

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MMS - what does it mean?

Moldy Muff Syndrome
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.

"Mid You got MMS"
"What's that?"
"Moldy Muff Syndrome."

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MMS - meaning

Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains

Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!

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MMS - definition

Massive Meat Shadow. When a guy wears running shorts and his package is defined enough to cast a shadow.

In phys-ed Jason had MMS because his shorts were too tight

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MMS - slang

It stands for makes me smile. Lol is getting boring. Use this and make it global!! Lol is okay but Mms is so much cooler.

-Brb im gana go pee.
-mms thanks for telling me.

-Hey Jacqueline. Shit I just shit myself.
-mms!!!

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MMS

Miracle Mineral Solution (it's really just bleach used by Karens to 'cure' autism)

Karen: Did you hear about MMS? I might try it on my son.
Normal person: It's literally just bleach.

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MMS

Mracheck middle school is a school full of thots *cough cough Alexis weddington cough cough* it has too many fights and thatโ€™s why the police is there and I hope that bitch ass mrs Davis goes somewhere bc she annoying asf and yea all them niggas are either hoes pussys or musty bitches

Damn MMS is ghetto asf

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MMS

Multimedia Messaging Service. A Form of multimedia message sent via a mobile ie. images, text, audio clips and ultimately, video clips to another mobile service

Hey man, MMS you're girlfriend's pic to me.

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